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Sunday, March 13, 2011
Funny baby Daddy Story
Funny Baby Daddy Story as told by the baby mama Seduction (rhapsodii.abbot)
Scene, so we are all at dawnies for breakfast, I am feeding this baby that is the jewel of me and bks eye. As I am about to press my mint tea to my lips and just indulge in sunday morning gossip... we get this story...
"3 am this morning my baby daddy hits me up, and he asked to see his kids. I obliged him and I took my kids to see him. I didn't want him to come to my house, so I took him to a sandbox. So I meet him at the sandbox with the kids. He the daddy so I am talking to him, and I am taking a picture of them. So hes like no I want to take the picture some where else. So we go to a hotel room because I didn't want him at my kids. He tped in butt ass naked. I said you might want to get dressed we going to church, then this nigga logged off with my kids."
Dude name involved Gentleman Tillman....
*dead* @ this, I would comment but this some real life baby daddy shit. How she say the nigga don't pay child support. Didn't put in on the hud, and like a trooper when she was going to have the baby she made sure she could afford it solo, because you know how niggas act. GO HEAD GIRL!!
Scene, so we are all at dawnies for breakfast, I am feeding this baby that is the jewel of me and bks eye. As I am about to press my mint tea to my lips and just indulge in sunday morning gossip... we get this story...
"3 am this morning my baby daddy hits me up, and he asked to see his kids. I obliged him and I took my kids to see him. I didn't want him to come to my house, so I took him to a sandbox. So I meet him at the sandbox with the kids. He the daddy so I am talking to him, and I am taking a picture of them. So hes like no I want to take the picture some where else. So we go to a hotel room because I didn't want him at my kids. He tped in butt ass naked. I said you might want to get dressed we going to church, then this nigga logged off with my kids."
Dude name involved Gentleman Tillman....
*dead* @ this, I would comment but this some real life baby daddy shit. How she say the nigga don't pay child support. Didn't put in on the hud, and like a trooper when she was going to have the baby she made sure she could afford it solo, because you know how niggas act. GO HEAD GIRL!!
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Cocketry ...2011?
Okay well first of all I want to blame myself. As SL's reigning lesbian. I truly am accountable for alot of the ramped homosexuality running around. I sit in awe at going to sl fight after fight to hear grown men. Assaulting each other with gay humor and jokes. I am at my wits end in a game where a battle of the mind is required you always default to gay humor and drama.
I question how most of you heterosexual men know about more gay moves, gay jokes to be able to pop them out at the drop of the hat. I have been an internet chatter a long time and in a game where it depends on a quick mind as it does when doing "drama" online. I can dress you down quick with just my wit, personality and vast amount of humor. I have never had to resort to going to "gay" jokes because to be honest. I am not gay.
I don't really know what 2 men sucking penis is like, or anything about pink timbs or the rainbow brigade other than what I hear on the internet. My life consists of normal heterosexual things. Therefore its beyond my scope of the imagination to even conjure up thoughts of what 2 burly thug niggas do in bed together. I have never heard so many grown ass "straight" men use terms like, "Penis Puppetry" "penis Picaso" "cum guzzler (and they weren't referring to women).
Its all this extraneous vagina running around second life all alone, avatars booty on 100 but your engaging in battle with another grown ass man. Come on man. I wont even tp my sl dude to fights because I be scared for his booty. His avatar hella fine, and the first nigga to invite themselves to his penis. We gon have a problem. That's all I am saying
A lot of these "thugs" do it at the drop of a hat. So for all of you participating in COCKETRY (I had to give you all a new term for 2011) I give you 2 thumbs down, some lube for anal sex, and I hope you make it into heaven.
*I am OUT*
I question how most of you heterosexual men know about more gay moves, gay jokes to be able to pop them out at the drop of the hat. I have been an internet chatter a long time and in a game where it depends on a quick mind as it does when doing "drama" online. I can dress you down quick with just my wit, personality and vast amount of humor. I have never had to resort to going to "gay" jokes because to be honest. I am not gay.
I don't really know what 2 men sucking penis is like, or anything about pink timbs or the rainbow brigade other than what I hear on the internet. My life consists of normal heterosexual things. Therefore its beyond my scope of the imagination to even conjure up thoughts of what 2 burly thug niggas do in bed together. I have never heard so many grown ass "straight" men use terms like, "Penis Puppetry" "penis Picaso" "cum guzzler (and they weren't referring to women).
Its all this extraneous vagina running around second life all alone, avatars booty on 100 but your engaging in battle with another grown ass man. Come on man. I wont even tp my sl dude to fights because I be scared for his booty. His avatar hella fine, and the first nigga to invite themselves to his penis. We gon have a problem. That's all I am saying
A lot of these "thugs" do it at the drop of a hat. So for all of you participating in COCKETRY (I had to give you all a new term for 2011) I give you 2 thumbs down, some lube for anal sex, and I hope you make it into heaven.
*I am OUT*
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Naomi makes me angry 2011
0450 am on January 1, 2011 the first bit of fuckery goes to Naomi.
She tps me to a girl named Zannagirl Soulstar.. Who looks like this in game
Notice the raggedy ass shoes and the cankles..
This might have been fine, as they clowned her disgusting shoe wear. Then naomi sends me .. this picture of this girls boobs. Of course I was like well they are probably uncessarily picking on this poor girls picture. You know how mean naomi can be, when shes tipsy off that vodka..
Zannagirl Soulstars real pic below ...
I love breasts, but this chick is built like peter off of family guy. Who would ever think this was sexy. Then you got the audacity to hold up one big hand to cup them small nonexistant tiddies as if to make them appetizing, and then your tiddies is still hanging. When you hold up tiddies don't they look plump and delicious..How do you have saggy A Cups? man KILL YO SELF...then your sl avatar rocking like D cups and normal size arms...but them cankles come through even on your cartoon.. Done!!
Then naomi proceeds to call this girl a treasure troll..
First lets bypass the shoes and stare at the breasts. How is she built like a fat girl with A cup tiddies? like I am disturbed these are who we chat with ...
The killer part is that poor meesh was Tped with me, and she saw the pic and tped out...
Naomi says, "See you treasure troll, meesh left because you wouldnt let her shake you up and rub the jewel in your tummy."
Then this guy there tells the girl, "Kill yourself!"
I replied, " How is she going to do that, she can't raise her fat ass hand to plunge the knife in her body. What is she going to do eat herself to death? Obviously that's not working."
Dead!!! First laugh of 2011 bought to you by flat tiddies and a drunk girl at a party with a chicken up her butt.
She tps me to a girl named Zannagirl Soulstar.. Who looks like this in game
Notice the raggedy ass shoes and the cankles..
This might have been fine, as they clowned her disgusting shoe wear. Then naomi sends me .. this picture of this girls boobs. Of course I was like well they are probably uncessarily picking on this poor girls picture. You know how mean naomi can be, when shes tipsy off that vodka..
Zannagirl Soulstars real pic below ...
I love breasts, but this chick is built like peter off of family guy. Who would ever think this was sexy. Then you got the audacity to hold up one big hand to cup them small nonexistant tiddies as if to make them appetizing, and then your tiddies is still hanging. When you hold up tiddies don't they look plump and delicious..How do you have saggy A Cups? man KILL YO SELF...then your sl avatar rocking like D cups and normal size arms...but them cankles come through even on your cartoon.. Done!!
Then naomi proceeds to call this girl a treasure troll..
First lets bypass the shoes and stare at the breasts. How is she built like a fat girl with A cup tiddies? like I am disturbed these are who we chat with ...
The killer part is that poor meesh was Tped with me, and she saw the pic and tped out...
Naomi says, "See you treasure troll, meesh left because you wouldnt let her shake you up and rub the jewel in your tummy."
Then this guy there tells the girl, "Kill yourself!"
I replied, " How is she going to do that, she can't raise her fat ass hand to plunge the knife in her body. What is she going to do eat herself to death? Obviously that's not working."
Dead!!! First laugh of 2011 bought to you by flat tiddies and a drunk girl at a party with a chicken up her butt.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Meihalani vs Loni ...Loni Vs Gunz
Loni Mordly Exposed
Fight Starring, Meihalani Frakture, Loni Mordly, Angellez (gunz) Rhapsody, Chosen Afterthought, MisUnderstood Afterthoughts
Loni : Why is my pic not showing up
Meih : Your big ass take too mutherfucking long to rez bitch?
loni : where you at chosen
Chosen : Mind your busines, go get you a plate you big bitch im on the phone.
Missy : You a barbie? But barbie is cute. Your not attractive. Not at all.
Loni : "I have mad confidence."
Chosen : She gave a pic out. She a Cadillac, big body. I am just going to rez this big bitch picture. If you so love yourself, why are you handing out fake pics. But this bitch aint big she swole."
Meih : I am so sad she took my man.
Chosen : Girl she ate em. Gomp (swallowing noise)
Meih : Loni shut your ass up looking like a fucking treasure troll. I don't know how you talking that clear with all those twinkies in your mouth.
Loni : This my territory bitch. You can't beat my ass. You got my name in your mouth.
Meih : Be careful because she might try to assume your identity next if your a bad bitch.
Loni : I lied to alot of people. Either your going to be cool to me or your going to kick rocks. None of yall matter when I turn this shit off. It is what it is. The pictures are true. The pictures are me. I'm a thick bitch.
Mental : Thick? You are thick. Thats thick?
Chosen : The sink is falling down, my fair barbie. (pic of loni sitting on the sink rezzed)
Loni : I am not disappearing.
Chosen : Oh we know we know you can't disappear
Gunz sheds light on the situation..
#1 Men lie, women lie, numbers don't. She paid for this sim we sitting on. #2 She tried to fuck Omega. She played afk on second life all day while yapping to Omega. When she came over on second ife I said come give me some pussy. Then omega tped in on you. From day 1 we know what you were doing, and we laughed at you the whole time. Why do you think I told you to go ahead and fuck omega. You had 75k on your account.
Gunz : You got mayonaise on the sid eof your mouth on your myspace page. I didn't care how you looked because you were a provider. Think about this, what do I have that I didn't have before I met you. The first day we hung out you bought me a car.
Loni ; I gave you 1k for the car.
Gunz : You had to get on another account to give me money.You just gave me 13k. The last 1500l you gave me it went to sinful overdose for her birthday. Who is paying for who? You are jealous of Meihalani. Just 3 day ago you said to me you don't love me the way you love Meihalani. You wont get rid of Rain for me.
Loni : You knew.
Gunz : No everyone knew I liked slim indian bitches. I didn't know. When you didn't know you were on mic talking about a nigga gave you something. Bitch you itching. I been coddling fat bitches since 1999. This is my MO. I been leaving snack packs out for a long time. Your nothing new.
Loni : What did I lose
Gunz : You increased me. You know why I was mad why I didn't want you to go. You were sitting on 75k and I wanted you to invest it back in me. Your not only a whore. Your a big bitch, not only are you a big bitch and a whore. You got a STD. Seriously bitch, your itching right now. You called me the other night because you were itching.
Loni : *teary voice" This how you feel. I called you crying over my ex dude.
Gunz : Call Mikey over here
Loni : Mikey has a real job.
Chosen : When did barbie start itching. Shes not a barbie she a cabbage patch.
Gunz : Ain't no such thing as a plus size barbie. Your a bbw, and on top of that you live with your mother. Let me keep it real with you, I never had a feeling for your. You are a bum bitch.
Loni : *crying* Now your trying to crash me.
Gunz : Your mad because of how you are. I wish I had recorded you complaining about a rash. None of these niggas who fuck with you don't know what you look like. They will know now. Jamar, loni told me how you dropped lindens on her too. Real talk this bitch. I called Omega like this bitch got a STD, shes in Cali, you might get desperate one day and lose your facilities, and give her some dick. This bitch got a STD.
***Then it came out she has been stealing some girls pics for 6 years***
Gunz : I guarantee you this bitch got food in her closet, she got flour, water, bread, sugar, oregano. She don't got clothes in her closet.
Loni : At the end of the day, Your going to be sad I am not with you. I am keeping it real.
Chosen : How are you real, and your stealing peoples pics.
Gunz : You been stealing pics for 6 years, and you cried to me like you don't know why I'm doing this. Tell me what I did for you. You had rent for 2 months free of charge. But you paid the tiers for the whole sim. Since I been fucking with you this few months I guarantee you have given me over 40k. I counted it up.
Gunz : I made you and I am going to unmake you. I hooked you back with your ex because I wanted to fade you out and not have drama. I wanted him to go ahead and get his hippopotamus back. Feeding you was costing me money. I am hurt because my little Lidenaire is going bye bye. I don't know anyone who work this hard to get her lindens up. You phone boning, sl boning, cam boning to get ya lindens up. Any good pimp is going to keep a bitch like you around
Fight Starring, Meihalani Frakture, Loni Mordly, Angellez (gunz) Rhapsody, Chosen Afterthought, MisUnderstood Afterthoughts
Loni : Why is my pic not showing up
Meih : Your big ass take too mutherfucking long to rez bitch?
loni : where you at chosen
Chosen : Mind your busines, go get you a plate you big bitch im on the phone.
Missy : You a barbie? But barbie is cute. Your not attractive. Not at all.
Loni : "I have mad confidence."
Chosen : She gave a pic out. She a Cadillac, big body. I am just going to rez this big bitch picture. If you so love yourself, why are you handing out fake pics. But this bitch aint big she swole."
Meih : I am so sad she took my man.
Chosen : Girl she ate em. Gomp (swallowing noise)
Meih : Loni shut your ass up looking like a fucking treasure troll. I don't know how you talking that clear with all those twinkies in your mouth.
Loni : This my territory bitch. You can't beat my ass. You got my name in your mouth.
Meih : Be careful because she might try to assume your identity next if your a bad bitch.
Loni : I lied to alot of people. Either your going to be cool to me or your going to kick rocks. None of yall matter when I turn this shit off. It is what it is. The pictures are true. The pictures are me. I'm a thick bitch.
Mental : Thick? You are thick. Thats thick?
Chosen : The sink is falling down, my fair barbie. (pic of loni sitting on the sink rezzed)
Loni : I am not disappearing.
Chosen : Oh we know we know you can't disappear
Gunz sheds light on the situation..
#1 Men lie, women lie, numbers don't. She paid for this sim we sitting on. #2 She tried to fuck Omega. She played afk on second life all day while yapping to Omega. When she came over on second ife I said come give me some pussy. Then omega tped in on you. From day 1 we know what you were doing, and we laughed at you the whole time. Why do you think I told you to go ahead and fuck omega. You had 75k on your account.
Gunz : You got mayonaise on the sid eof your mouth on your myspace page. I didn't care how you looked because you were a provider. Think about this, what do I have that I didn't have before I met you. The first day we hung out you bought me a car.
Loni ; I gave you 1k for the car.
Gunz : You had to get on another account to give me money.You just gave me 13k. The last 1500l you gave me it went to sinful overdose for her birthday. Who is paying for who? You are jealous of Meihalani. Just 3 day ago you said to me you don't love me the way you love Meihalani. You wont get rid of Rain for me.
Loni : You knew.
Gunz : No everyone knew I liked slim indian bitches. I didn't know. When you didn't know you were on mic talking about a nigga gave you something. Bitch you itching. I been coddling fat bitches since 1999. This is my MO. I been leaving snack packs out for a long time. Your nothing new.
Loni : What did I lose
Gunz : You increased me. You know why I was mad why I didn't want you to go. You were sitting on 75k and I wanted you to invest it back in me. Your not only a whore. Your a big bitch, not only are you a big bitch and a whore. You got a STD. Seriously bitch, your itching right now. You called me the other night because you were itching.
Loni : *teary voice" This how you feel. I called you crying over my ex dude.
Gunz : Call Mikey over here
Loni : Mikey has a real job.
Chosen : When did barbie start itching. Shes not a barbie she a cabbage patch.
Gunz : Ain't no such thing as a plus size barbie. Your a bbw, and on top of that you live with your mother. Let me keep it real with you, I never had a feeling for your. You are a bum bitch.
Loni : *crying* Now your trying to crash me.
Gunz : Your mad because of how you are. I wish I had recorded you complaining about a rash. None of these niggas who fuck with you don't know what you look like. They will know now. Jamar, loni told me how you dropped lindens on her too. Real talk this bitch. I called Omega like this bitch got a STD, shes in Cali, you might get desperate one day and lose your facilities, and give her some dick. This bitch got a STD.
***Then it came out she has been stealing some girls pics for 6 years***
Gunz : I guarantee you this bitch got food in her closet, she got flour, water, bread, sugar, oregano. She don't got clothes in her closet.
Loni : At the end of the day, Your going to be sad I am not with you. I am keeping it real.
Chosen : How are you real, and your stealing peoples pics.
Gunz : You been stealing pics for 6 years, and you cried to me like you don't know why I'm doing this. Tell me what I did for you. You had rent for 2 months free of charge. But you paid the tiers for the whole sim. Since I been fucking with you this few months I guarantee you have given me over 40k. I counted it up.
Gunz : I made you and I am going to unmake you. I hooked you back with your ex because I wanted to fade you out and not have drama. I wanted him to go ahead and get his hippopotamus back. Feeding you was costing me money. I am hurt because my little Lidenaire is going bye bye. I don't know anyone who work this hard to get her lindens up. You phone boning, sl boning, cam boning to get ya lindens up. Any good pimp is going to keep a bitch like you around
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Maiyannah Yazimoto aka "Baddest Bytch*
So the tuesday fuckery begins,
I am innocently watching purps conference, and hes arguing with a bird. As I take out my binoculars to watch pigeon in motion. I decide to click the 1st life picture where I am confronted with this...
Now the broad has this under her 1st life tab
YEA IM PRETTY AND THESE BITCHES GET MAD AT IT LMAOOO...IM NOT CONCEITED I JUZ KNOW THAT NO BITCH COMPARES TO THIS ONE...LMFAOOOO PLZ HATE BUT JUZ KNOW IT WONT MAKE YOU AS PRETTY AS ME! HAHA!!!...STiiLL LOOkyN ArOUND FAh My3 COMP3TiiTiiOn!!
1st You cant spell..
2nd You have zits turning the picture sideways wont hide it.
3rd Compared to the garanimals on sl you might be okay. But in the real world you would just be a fat bitch that no one asks on a date so you log on line to be everything you aren't in real life.
4th Pretty bitches have FULL BODY SHOTS.
Ms Maiyannah Yazimoto, you can now call yourself the "baddest bitch" because I absolutely believe you walk on all 4's and lick ya self clean.
Later Gutter Slut
I am innocently watching purps conference, and hes arguing with a bird. As I take out my binoculars to watch pigeon in motion. I decide to click the 1st life picture where I am confronted with this...
Now the broad has this under her 1st life tab
YEA IM PRETTY AND THESE BITCHES GET MAD AT IT LMAOOO...IM NOT CONCEITED I JUZ KNOW THAT NO BITCH COMPARES TO THIS ONE...LMFAOOOO PLZ HATE BUT JUZ KNOW IT WONT MAKE YOU AS PRETTY AS ME! HAHA!!!...STiiLL LOOkyN ArOUND FAh My3 COMP3TiiTiiOn!!
1st You cant spell..
2nd You have zits turning the picture sideways wont hide it.
3rd Compared to the garanimals on sl you might be okay. But in the real world you would just be a fat bitch that no one asks on a date so you log on line to be everything you aren't in real life.
4th Pretty bitches have FULL BODY SHOTS.
Ms Maiyannah Yazimoto, you can now call yourself the "baddest bitch" because I absolutely believe you walk on all 4's and lick ya self clean.
Later Gutter Slut
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Pussy Pool Dating
Currently listeing to : E-40 Feat. 50 Cent & Too Short Bitch (Remix)
"Oh why oh why did you marry that bitch?"
So I don't know if you all noticed the passing around of sl women. It's like some women go from one dude partner box to the next. Or maybe its the passing around of men? I don't know. But maybe I am a unique soul that just want someone that's not been worn down in the sl xcite game.
Like is it really that small a world why your ex now dates your sister cousins best friends aunt? And isn't that sort of incestuous. Somewhere down the line you all the bunch of you is related. I mean I love my family but damn I don't want the same cookies my brother just licked. That's just not hygienic.
Then its the fighting over used up pussy. Like are we really quarreling about a chick both of us dug her cartoon back out and took her for her lindens? Shouldn't we sort of pound it out, like my nigga did you she buy you all of hoorenbeek too?, say word.
At the end of the day I can't be mad at the chick she just trying to keep her love life popping. But wifeing up a hoe? Son pass me your pimping card, that ain't even whats popping?
By the way if you feeling like this is directed at you...Yup It was..
"Oh why oh why did you marry that bitch?"
So I don't know if you all noticed the passing around of sl women. It's like some women go from one dude partner box to the next. Or maybe its the passing around of men? I don't know. But maybe I am a unique soul that just want someone that's not been worn down in the sl xcite game.
Like is it really that small a world why your ex now dates your sister cousins best friends aunt? And isn't that sort of incestuous. Somewhere down the line you all the bunch of you is related. I mean I love my family but damn I don't want the same cookies my brother just licked. That's just not hygienic.
Then its the fighting over used up pussy. Like are we really quarreling about a chick both of us dug her cartoon back out and took her for her lindens? Shouldn't we sort of pound it out, like my nigga did you she buy you all of hoorenbeek too?, say word.
At the end of the day I can't be mad at the chick she just trying to keep her love life popping. But wifeing up a hoe? Son pass me your pimping card, that ain't even whats popping?
By the way if you feeling like this is directed at you...Yup It was..
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