Thursday, July 30, 2009

FERGALICIOUS

This one comes straight from well Straight Compton, this is supposed to be Jay1601 Sherman

man just watch the video ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxMjK6OEF1Y

this is re fucking dick ulous!!!!

Busting folks out ....

H.I.S. Bill Payers

Well well well... it seems like this beef with sovereign goes alot deeper than just wolverine...sources say that sovereign should rename his group of pets ....

H.I.S. Visa Payments
H.I.S. Tier Payments
H.I.S. Car Note Payer
H.I.S. Light Bill Payer
H.I.S. Water Bill Payer
H.I.S. Mortgage Payer

Is sovereign going to take that? Fuck that is his pets going to take that? I don't know about y'all but sitting around being 1 of 20 broads on 1 nigga dick. He better be paying me HARD body not the other way around.

But this is just a rumor I'm waiting on the transaction files to come through....dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Speak on it

Look my blog is my personal space to express my thoughts on second life. If you are offended about anything on my blog. GOOD.

Then I must have hit a sore spot. If you feel that banning me from your sim is going to offend me, lets really analyze how often I come there. I'm saying the devil is sometimes shamed with the truth. This is the Internet a place where we come to chat and gain entertainment. Now your all hot and bothered because I mentioned a few of y'all are using this like SL E Harmony trying to find love at all the wrong club spots.

Well before you start your quest for second life love make sure you don't have skeletons flying out your text chat. Some of you been used on here more times than the toilet seats at Grand Central Station. You done alted up so many times you don't remember which name is your main name. I catch y'all slipping when you say things like you been in game for 4 years. But your account was made in 2008.

What my job is (because I love to do it) is to find out why you abandoned your main name because your so drama free you dated 4 to 5 friends on here, accidentally sucked a dick you didn't mean to, or you caked off on someone so hard you paid their real life mortgage in a month.

I have been chatting for so many years I can't remember the name hasn't change, the attitude hasn't changed. That's what most of you fail to realize the same silly ass simps that was texting on yahoo can now pretend to be hot on second life. They are usually the lamesquads (not a real word but so what it sounded funny) who swear they are drama free and go to second life church (dig at vivianne) and then will fuck your man.

See when your a slut it doesn't matter where you are you can't change your spot. The persona you take on on second life is a small fragment of who you really are. So if all the guys/girls in your neighborhood know you give head at the drop of a dime (really you giving skull jobs like that) then 10-1 when your on second life your going to fall back into your old way of life. I swear there is a hoe chromosome (I can't wait for them to isolate it and prove me right) and you got it on prominent in your DNA coding.

All these no drama people use that as a way to lure you in. They are so real, they aren't like everyone else. They are different. So how come they walked about with 50k of your money and left you with a real life hard dick/wet pussy and no one but a figment of your imagination to cuddle up to at night.

If they are so NON Drama why is it their name is always in some dirt. They claim its hating but if every person got your name on their lips its got to be a reason why.

And all I do is figure that reason out and bring it to the light.

Y'all should thank me for my tireless work busting out these fake ass no drama thieves.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Security for your boo?!?!?

I logged on today still dying laughing at yesterdays post...(check the update on will's neva having more citings than Tupac) when I was hit with this.

How bad is your prim vagina when the dude you love and watch his vest covered back from your seat, only to have him stolen by *gasps* a second life baby.

Now things got to be bad when you lose your man to child avatars. Is he going out to pick up a kid shape to fall in love because you are too old for him. How low is your second life self esteem going to be shot when you see them riding on their 2 way tricycle being all happy and in love.

I am soooooooooooooooooooooo mad at this. *DOA*

Monday, July 27, 2009

Copybotting is getting out of hand

So today I'm out and about shopping, minding my own business. I saw this girl in this cute cute outfit. So I sent her an im like I love the outfit where did you get it from. She responding by typing she doesn't speak English so good. No problem, I'm a chatter I clicked her prims. Lo and behold all her items were created by a person with no information in their profile. Hmmm well I whip out my babbler and being the upstanding Second life Citizen I am, I try to explain to her in Portuguese, that the items she purchased were probably stolen. Well, she whips out what I think to be a zooby baby. I click on the zooby baby and that also appears to be copy botted because the owner was not the zooby baby creator but the same person who made her outfit.

Really people have we hit an all time low when your copybotting babies? You cant be serious right now. I can not even begin to understand the need for all you people to copy bot folks items. You really cant afford some UBU Drunks so you copy bot 595L shoes. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! I hope that the owner of UBU Drunks visits his local Bootylicious and just takes a gander at all the copy bot version of his shoes there are. Then I want the owner of SOReal to do the same. I paid for my items fair and square and you low budget second life criminals really make it seem like black people can't afford shit. This is why Timberland didn't want rappers hyping his shoes. You all with your criminal intents (not all black people just the NIGGAS) can't even keep it legal on a chat site. You disgust me.

Then to make matters worst with this copybotted zooby baby, I'm like okay that's not a real zooby baby. She told me she didn't speaka di English at first right, she says in open chat BITCH QUIT CLICKING MY PRIMS and throws on her blocking inspect (she probably copybotted that too since I couldn't see the creators name on that either). So not only was she a thief she was a liar. Sad sad day on second life.

I tell people everyday do not support copybotters. Stop buying this crap. You know better. I'm tired of you all passing me the same copybotted Beyonce skin from Redgrave with a hair base. You people disgust me.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Define Baller Status

I have been on the Internet a long time, and I am still trying to figure out what you all consider a sl baller. Does owning a quarter sim with 50 laggy ass stores getting rent from folks with outfits I could have made in appearance mode consider baller?

I been poor a long time on the Internet (small commercial...my blog is maintained by your donations so hit my avatar online MentalKaos Akina or donate directly to my paypal dachocolate1@Hotmail.com), maybe what I consider balling isn't what you consider balling. See balling to me is when your cashing out 1million lindens a month. You have multiple sims, your business is so profitable you can't even find new stuff to buy.

The fact that you dropped 10k in a day doesn't define balling. You spent about 40 bucks in a game and you want to act like your a pimp in the club tossing pennies at a stripper. Is this suppose to impress.

Hold up maybe balling is having all these chicks in cute skins crying over you. Do you realize 80% of the females chatting or either ugly, fat, living with they mama (me), being beat by their husbands, got bad credit (they on here with a rush card), etc...or a combination of the above. Are you really balling when you take home a strobe light cutie on the Internet?

All you ballers write in explain it to me how you balling with prim jewelry you could never afford to glimpse at in real life. Don't make me call out the fact that a real Ed Hardy shirt is $185, so if you got a closet full of those whats 40 bucks in a game. Nothing, the fact is your rocking knock offs and your mad because on second life people can't see your a lame pointdexter behind your computer and spend massive time playing ps3 in dirty walmart draws.

*Holla*

Take it to the Mic

I know folks who don't like me check my blogs. So let me discuss some of my current beefs. As most of you know I have a pretty huge family.

If at any point you have ever fucked, partnered, given lindens to any of my brothers in game, should you really be talking crazy to me? It takes seconds to upload your filthy ass conversation, your dirty pussy pics to make you re log and get a new name.

If at any point YOU were trying to holla at me. Should you be getting pissy with me when I got logs of you crying you wanted to leave your real life husband to be in a lesbian relationship and hold my soft hands and make crepes in the morning for me. (Bitch you know I'm diabetic you trying to kill me)

If you ever taken pics in a dirty ass kitchen with a watermelon on the ground and sunglasses. Should you be trying to beef with me?

If you have given me your number massive a amounts of time for me to call you when your in dc. Only to realize I don't have time to meet lamos....Should you be beefing with me?

If you fucked someones second life man, then the dude partnered you then logged off the game on his main for good...Should you be beefing with me?

Hell to piggy back on that if you fucked a guy whose real life wife wouldn't touch him, should you a) be beefing with me b)slink off the Internet like the tramp you are c)questioning why your paying a bum nigga lindens to love you or d)all of the above.

If you ever had a cartoon drawing done of you that was so disgusting it made folks choke but resembled you to the T in real life...Should you be beefing with me?

If I got all your fat ass pics of you rolling around a bed that's a king size but you make it look like a twin....Should you be beefing with me?

If you have caked off to an alt that's got you for your land and lindens...Should you be beefing with me?

If you want to speak to me about something. Lets get it in an open forum. If I'm lying the truth will come out. But all these hushed whispers ain't even how I roll. So instead of typing in folks I'm boxes about how much you don't like me say it. Quit acting like a pussy.