Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Just another day at the club...

So I get home from a hard day of work and I am at the sl club. I go there to visit a good friend who was working the event (I wont mention the name because I'm sure hes embarrassed enough). This is a strip club right and they had hoes in throw back orthopedic sl pumps from 2007. Broads in moody on bright that was no where close to their skin tone.

I'm thinking to myself who the fuck is here to tip them. Then a lonely off brand avatar in a pimp outfit complete with boots from gore shows up and it dawns on me. Hell look at the clientele this club caters to the sub par.

Disgusting!!

Then the event gets worst. Mind you half the hoes was in stripper gear and what not. I get this message.

[2010/04/28 16:05] Autoresponse sent to Zex Arkright.
[2010/04/28 16:05] MentalKaos Akina: yes
[2010/04/28 16:06] Zex Arkright: Mama this is a formal event of black and white. you need a formal black and white outfit please
[2010/04/28 16:12] MentalKaos Akina‧: oh i will leave
[2010/04/28 16:12] MentalKaos Akina‧: i came to visit a friend

Nigga you can't be serious in a spot where bitches got on sub par shoes, stripper outfit your mad I showed up looking splendorous in jeans.

You SL NIGGAS HAVE LOST UR GAWD DAMN MINDS.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Meghan Patrica *wowsers*

Now when I first met meghan on sl she told me she was 5'3 and 175. I mean that aint skinny .. but nigga what im seeing now IS NOT A BITCH THATS 175. I can spot a 22/24 when I see it.

Nigga O M G !!!




Thursday, April 1, 2010

Hater Mentality

Quote : "get back to work and quit hating on company time"

As you know I took a break from my blog. I had to, man its tax season that EIC money was flowing. I had to help these broke hoes up out of some of that 1 day money.

But I'm back where did I leave off. Whats really good with all this hating everyone keeps saying everyone is doing?

Look I'm at Nate's club on second life and this nigga Redpage dedicating songs after songs to his haters. Never mind its only like 10 people there and 9 of them don't really like him right. Just because niggas think your mp3 collection is gar-bahge (accented garbage) it don't mean we HATE. Come on man it means we don't like your choice of lil wayne dick riding music.

I mean let me break it down is it really hating when you keep dedicating songs to these niggas. Do we really got to break down you don't even dignify haters with comments. Giving them burn gives them the impression that they are somewhat important. So if you dedicating the wackest mp3's to them are they haters or you sort of wish you had a fan club.

Redpage I'm going to hate. How do you do a dj set of nothing but trap music. Ain't trap houses where they rape broads anyways? Then you playing like 100 lil wayne songs like you riding his dick worst than these radio shows. This nigga had every lil wayne song ever made, shit on mixed tapes, unreleased shit. Nigga you a FAN.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

EIC Check is in the mail

So its tax season, aka EIC season for all you bitches with low self esteem, 3 kids a job making under 30k a year. This yoooo season, you getting big income tax refund of 10k + your uploading lindens left and right. Then a young dumb girl decides she balling and wants to get custom work done.

Now this young woman (Molicious Muggins) decides to approach Eyema Sass to get a custom chain done. She is at first unsatisfied then Eyema redoes the chain to her specification. In front of atleast 3 witnesses she says she loves it. Pays the 700ls (700l's mind you for custom work).

So later on she is dissatisfied and wants the chain done with a pendant which Eyema said she would not do. She comes back and says she does not want the chain she wants her money back. Eyema being a good business woman gives her back the money and this tramp decides to log off and avoid Eyema for 5 days behind 700'ls. Then tells her shes going to keep the chain and give hr 350 for a custom chain.

Now Molicious where the fuck do you get off crying for the money and keeping the chain. Your ass should not be requesting custom anything if your broke ass can't afford it. If in fact you had any sense of self you wouldn't be in the sl witness relocation program for 700'ls.

If you were that unsatisfied with the chain why not return it you broke hoe. Make it so bad Eyema gave you a discount on the chain to begin with. 700l's for custom work? You got the game fucked up. But this is what you get for doing business with pigeons.

*BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK*

I so hate you.

Friday, February 19, 2010

The sounds of sims being purchased

Yes indeed its that time of the year, The time when everyone is balling out of control buying sims they will lose in a few months with tax refund money. Look I'm not going to knock the fact that you got 3 kids and make under 30k a year and your housing is subsidized by the government. People with real incomes are paying for your raggedy ass EIC 10k checks so you can log on the internet in your brand new dell that you got a wide screen for so you can see jiggly tits. I hate you ALL.

I know what your going to do 1st your going to pretend like you had it all along, buy things you can not afford. Like coach bags, a new car, etc. What you wont do is put any of that into a savings fund for your children. Your not putting not even a dime into your retirement account if you even have one. That's right this time of the year is for the poor and financially stupid. So skip along to the Ace Check cashing place to spend an extra 500 (because you don't have a bank account) to put money on your prepaid account to upload lindens to pretend you have it.

Then in april when people with real jobs are still purchasing your ass will be on your 4096 trying to sell rental spots. I hate your broke ass!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Broke Ankles!!

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo,

So when I got these pictures of a certain lover of a horrible shoe designer got caught slipping I wasn't surprised.

What shocked me is the blatant disrespect this hoe showed by boning a light skin fly avatar in the bed that divas built. Shawty you gangsta to fuck a nigga in your niggas bed in your niggas house in shoes he didn't design.

I got questions

1) Shawty did the nigga ask you to change shoes before yall fucked or did you already know those ankle breakers weren't the business?

2) That pony tail for real, you was about yo business shawty. You wanted that nigga to hit it from the back and grab the ponytail didn't you? Cause you know fr33ks pygmey hands weren't going to reach that long.

3) Shawty did you put your lips on it?

I am dying at every chick this weirdo is with eventually fucks another nigga in game. Like all this diva money and you still can't hold on to pussy? You got niggas coming in and snatching your girls one at a time. Like let me hold that nigga you dont know how to handle this pussy.

Nigga this has got to hurt. Your shoe empire is like your broads, easily broken.

roll the beautiful bean footage (thanks lori)



Sunday, January 31, 2010

So awake at 4AM...

Look right its 4 muthafucking am in the morning, I'm on sl spending lindens minding my own gawd damn business, when out of no where I get an instant message asking me the status of 1 or 2 of my sl men. Now by men I mean brothers, cousins, best friends, roll dog, wing man etc...

Look bitches and I mean this, being my friend to fuck one of my friends aint gonna work. These niggas don't listen to me about quality females. They don't take my advice if they did they wouldn't date half you bum hoes with no class and zero payment info on file to begin with.

How are you going to ask me to inquire upon my peoples status to help you facilitate your love on sl. Nigga do I look like Chuck Woolery, this aint the dating show, I am not the host, and bitch your avatar is sub par. Get that together ASAP.

This chick got the a fucking DACITY to ask me if someone was still with they girl, they are checking his profile. I'm saying to myself well bitch if you checked the profile then shouldn't you know the status of things. You asking me like I got this niggas XCITE parts map rights and I can tp to his dick and find out who he doing, and if they are official or not.

Look here flat face homegirl, you need to do your own homework I am not giving extra help assignment to land a fly nigga.

DISRESPECTFUL!