Saturday, May 22, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

This week on SL

Aww, no matter how many times I am on the edge ready to leave secondlife something stupid as hell always comes up...

This week in Second Life News

We found out that Naomi Torii had an abortion, Killing the baby made by her and Jaquinn Lavalle,the same jaquinn who sucked cyber dick for love, (rl). We also found out during them having unprotected sex, he went soft (maybe she should have stuck her dildo up his butt he likes that sort of thing I heard).

We found out that Rita Hazelnut, has thick eyebrows in real life. If I see you on the street RL rita we going to go to the gawd damn Chinese chick and we gonna taper those bad boys down.

We found out Kayla Drammond looks like (this) ....



...its a wonder that this broad had the audacity to upload everyone's pictures but wasn't going to volunteer her own. Here is the situation if you got 8 kids and your still 3 months behind on your mom mobile. Shouldn't you not be uploading lindens to pay tiers on a land but trying to cash out to make that car note payment. I mean with 8 babies I'm thinking welfare and child support should have your back. Evidently not (note ladies stop fucking niggas who can't afford to pay child support, or who would willingly quit a job to bypass paying for the bastard children they really wanted you to abort) Kayla refer up to the naomi post for what you SHOULD have done.

*ahem* and last but not least we have the WillNeva post, well as you know luvlee Milena is now married in RL to Willneva fall. Who was just married to someone else online. Who then left her to be with someone else on line. Now he's currently poaching with Luvlee and her child in her home,(and she put him on the mortgage). Okay so you let a nigga whose already bounced from house to house via chicks hes met on the internet into your home. Wasn't he just with someone else like a year ago. Yall relationship just started and already it has led to marriage and him moving in with your daughter. What happened to the days when mother's wouldn't let strange men meet their kids, let alone move in. What sort of woman does this?

I will tell you...

This sort of woman (roll the pic please *fair game it was on profile*)



Okay so I wasn't going to attack luvlee. True indeed she seemed nice while she was attempting to fleece hamurabi online to pay for her and wills sl existence while he was still with vivianne and whoever else under multiple names (he sounds like a winner already). But luvlee did you say you weren't a bbw? Because most slim chicks do not do the fat girl angle (head to the side and no neck to show of) version of a pic. Its cool lil mama you did the best you could. How else were you going to find a man other than to pick up everyone else trash. We now dub you the trash collector.

In other non related SL News Cierra Emor .. likes to be fisted. And admitted to punching her clit. Then said she was "joking" who jokes about pussy assault?

*gees*

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

How you show up at the Club like this

I hate when I take a tp to the club and its just bullshit from I get there. 1st issue Redpage djing..*snoooooooooooooooooooze*

Then Juicee Rae shoes up in a skin and her shoes not matching her ass saddle too wide her booty too high and her calve muscles look like a nigga who been bench pressing 500 lbs for the iron man competition. Then her leg is invisible like her ankles got lost in her leg muscles. But I look above her head and there is Pooch Deezuls angel and her nigga rez's in looking equally as bad. Nigga when did you first acquire that skin when sl was a beta tester? Dude had a white tattoo across his chest of tupac. Fah real though? How gay is that? Then he got the audacity to have on throw back timbs. and no shirt on like he thought this look was sexy.

Picture of travesty below






And then we got a beach baby that rez's in. Im sorry where is the sand and surf bitch. This a club you showed up in chacletas (spanish for flip flops) and then your skin don't even match. That bikini is outdated and lacks texture work. Its like you aint even give a fuck. like nigga im here.




But look who they here support. DJ REDPAGE. Fah real a yogi bear neckchain nigga? What you trynah do lure in the cartoon network crew. This is so not hot right chere man. I am never taking your tp'z again.


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Just another day at the club...

So I get home from a hard day of work and I am at the sl club. I go there to visit a good friend who was working the event (I wont mention the name because I'm sure hes embarrassed enough). This is a strip club right and they had hoes in throw back orthopedic sl pumps from 2007. Broads in moody on bright that was no where close to their skin tone.

I'm thinking to myself who the fuck is here to tip them. Then a lonely off brand avatar in a pimp outfit complete with boots from gore shows up and it dawns on me. Hell look at the clientele this club caters to the sub par.

Disgusting!!

Then the event gets worst. Mind you half the hoes was in stripper gear and what not. I get this message.

[2010/04/28 16:05] Autoresponse sent to Zex Arkright.
[2010/04/28 16:05] MentalKaos Akina: yes
[2010/04/28 16:06] Zex Arkright: Mama this is a formal event of black and white. you need a formal black and white outfit please
[2010/04/28 16:12] MentalKaos Akina‧: oh i will leave
[2010/04/28 16:12] MentalKaos Akina‧: i came to visit a friend

Nigga you can't be serious in a spot where bitches got on sub par shoes, stripper outfit your mad I showed up looking splendorous in jeans.

You SL NIGGAS HAVE LOST UR GAWD DAMN MINDS.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Meghan Patrica *wowsers*

Now when I first met meghan on sl she told me she was 5'3 and 175. I mean that aint skinny .. but nigga what im seeing now IS NOT A BITCH THATS 175. I can spot a 22/24 when I see it.

Nigga O M G !!!




Thursday, April 1, 2010

Hater Mentality

Quote : "get back to work and quit hating on company time"

As you know I took a break from my blog. I had to, man its tax season that EIC money was flowing. I had to help these broke hoes up out of some of that 1 day money.

But I'm back where did I leave off. Whats really good with all this hating everyone keeps saying everyone is doing?

Look I'm at Nate's club on second life and this nigga Redpage dedicating songs after songs to his haters. Never mind its only like 10 people there and 9 of them don't really like him right. Just because niggas think your mp3 collection is gar-bahge (accented garbage) it don't mean we HATE. Come on man it means we don't like your choice of lil wayne dick riding music.

I mean let me break it down is it really hating when you keep dedicating songs to these niggas. Do we really got to break down you don't even dignify haters with comments. Giving them burn gives them the impression that they are somewhat important. So if you dedicating the wackest mp3's to them are they haters or you sort of wish you had a fan club.

Redpage I'm going to hate. How do you do a dj set of nothing but trap music. Ain't trap houses where they rape broads anyways? Then you playing like 100 lil wayne songs like you riding his dick worst than these radio shows. This nigga had every lil wayne song ever made, shit on mixed tapes, unreleased shit. Nigga you a FAN.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

EIC Check is in the mail

So its tax season, aka EIC season for all you bitches with low self esteem, 3 kids a job making under 30k a year. This yoooo season, you getting big income tax refund of 10k + your uploading lindens left and right. Then a young dumb girl decides she balling and wants to get custom work done.

Now this young woman (Molicious Muggins) decides to approach Eyema Sass to get a custom chain done. She is at first unsatisfied then Eyema redoes the chain to her specification. In front of atleast 3 witnesses she says she loves it. Pays the 700ls (700l's mind you for custom work).

So later on she is dissatisfied and wants the chain done with a pendant which Eyema said she would not do. She comes back and says she does not want the chain she wants her money back. Eyema being a good business woman gives her back the money and this tramp decides to log off and avoid Eyema for 5 days behind 700'ls. Then tells her shes going to keep the chain and give hr 350 for a custom chain.

Now Molicious where the fuck do you get off crying for the money and keeping the chain. Your ass should not be requesting custom anything if your broke ass can't afford it. If in fact you had any sense of self you wouldn't be in the sl witness relocation program for 700'ls.

If you were that unsatisfied with the chain why not return it you broke hoe. Make it so bad Eyema gave you a discount on the chain to begin with. 700l's for custom work? You got the game fucked up. But this is what you get for doing business with pigeons.

*BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK*

I so hate you.