Friday, February 19, 2010

The sounds of sims being purchased

Yes indeed its that time of the year, The time when everyone is balling out of control buying sims they will lose in a few months with tax refund money. Look I'm not going to knock the fact that you got 3 kids and make under 30k a year and your housing is subsidized by the government. People with real incomes are paying for your raggedy ass EIC 10k checks so you can log on the internet in your brand new dell that you got a wide screen for so you can see jiggly tits. I hate you ALL.

I know what your going to do 1st your going to pretend like you had it all along, buy things you can not afford. Like coach bags, a new car, etc. What you wont do is put any of that into a savings fund for your children. Your not putting not even a dime into your retirement account if you even have one. That's right this time of the year is for the poor and financially stupid. So skip along to the Ace Check cashing place to spend an extra 500 (because you don't have a bank account) to put money on your prepaid account to upload lindens to pretend you have it.

Then in april when people with real jobs are still purchasing your ass will be on your 4096 trying to sell rental spots. I hate your broke ass!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Broke Ankles!!

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo,

So when I got these pictures of a certain lover of a horrible shoe designer got caught slipping I wasn't surprised.

What shocked me is the blatant disrespect this hoe showed by boning a light skin fly avatar in the bed that divas built. Shawty you gangsta to fuck a nigga in your niggas bed in your niggas house in shoes he didn't design.

I got questions

1) Shawty did the nigga ask you to change shoes before yall fucked or did you already know those ankle breakers weren't the business?

2) That pony tail for real, you was about yo business shawty. You wanted that nigga to hit it from the back and grab the ponytail didn't you? Cause you know fr33ks pygmey hands weren't going to reach that long.

3) Shawty did you put your lips on it?

I am dying at every chick this weirdo is with eventually fucks another nigga in game. Like all this diva money and you still can't hold on to pussy? You got niggas coming in and snatching your girls one at a time. Like let me hold that nigga you dont know how to handle this pussy.

Nigga this has got to hurt. Your shoe empire is like your broads, easily broken.

roll the beautiful bean footage (thanks lori)