Saturday, May 22, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

This week on SL

Aww, no matter how many times I am on the edge ready to leave secondlife something stupid as hell always comes up...

This week in Second Life News

We found out that Naomi Torii had an abortion, Killing the baby made by her and Jaquinn Lavalle,the same jaquinn who sucked cyber dick for love, (rl). We also found out during them having unprotected sex, he went soft (maybe she should have stuck her dildo up his butt he likes that sort of thing I heard).

We found out that Rita Hazelnut, has thick eyebrows in real life. If I see you on the street RL rita we going to go to the gawd damn Chinese chick and we gonna taper those bad boys down.

We found out Kayla Drammond looks like (this) ....



...its a wonder that this broad had the audacity to upload everyone's pictures but wasn't going to volunteer her own. Here is the situation if you got 8 kids and your still 3 months behind on your mom mobile. Shouldn't you not be uploading lindens to pay tiers on a land but trying to cash out to make that car note payment. I mean with 8 babies I'm thinking welfare and child support should have your back. Evidently not (note ladies stop fucking niggas who can't afford to pay child support, or who would willingly quit a job to bypass paying for the bastard children they really wanted you to abort) Kayla refer up to the naomi post for what you SHOULD have done.

*ahem* and last but not least we have the WillNeva post, well as you know luvlee Milena is now married in RL to Willneva fall. Who was just married to someone else online. Who then left her to be with someone else on line. Now he's currently poaching with Luvlee and her child in her home,(and she put him on the mortgage). Okay so you let a nigga whose already bounced from house to house via chicks hes met on the internet into your home. Wasn't he just with someone else like a year ago. Yall relationship just started and already it has led to marriage and him moving in with your daughter. What happened to the days when mother's wouldn't let strange men meet their kids, let alone move in. What sort of woman does this?

I will tell you...

This sort of woman (roll the pic please *fair game it was on profile*)



Okay so I wasn't going to attack luvlee. True indeed she seemed nice while she was attempting to fleece hamurabi online to pay for her and wills sl existence while he was still with vivianne and whoever else under multiple names (he sounds like a winner already). But luvlee did you say you weren't a bbw? Because most slim chicks do not do the fat girl angle (head to the side and no neck to show of) version of a pic. Its cool lil mama you did the best you could. How else were you going to find a man other than to pick up everyone else trash. We now dub you the trash collector.

In other non related SL News Cierra Emor .. likes to be fisted. And admitted to punching her clit. Then said she was "joking" who jokes about pussy assault?

*gees*

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

How you show up at the Club like this

I hate when I take a tp to the club and its just bullshit from I get there. 1st issue Redpage djing..*snoooooooooooooooooooze*

Then Juicee Rae shoes up in a skin and her shoes not matching her ass saddle too wide her booty too high and her calve muscles look like a nigga who been bench pressing 500 lbs for the iron man competition. Then her leg is invisible like her ankles got lost in her leg muscles. But I look above her head and there is Pooch Deezuls angel and her nigga rez's in looking equally as bad. Nigga when did you first acquire that skin when sl was a beta tester? Dude had a white tattoo across his chest of tupac. Fah real though? How gay is that? Then he got the audacity to have on throw back timbs. and no shirt on like he thought this look was sexy.

Picture of travesty below






And then we got a beach baby that rez's in. Im sorry where is the sand and surf bitch. This a club you showed up in chacletas (spanish for flip flops) and then your skin don't even match. That bikini is outdated and lacks texture work. Its like you aint even give a fuck. like nigga im here.




But look who they here support. DJ REDPAGE. Fah real a yogi bear neckchain nigga? What you trynah do lure in the cartoon network crew. This is so not hot right chere man. I am never taking your tp'z again.