This one comes straight from well Straight Compton, this is supposed to be Jay1601 Sherman
man just watch the video ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxMjK6OEF1Y
this is re fucking dick ulous!!!!
Busting folks out ....
Thursday, July 30, 2009
H.I.S. Bill Payers
Well well well... it seems like this beef with sovereign goes alot deeper than just wolverine...sources say that sovereign should rename his group of pets ....
H.I.S. Visa Payments
H.I.S. Tier Payments
H.I.S. Car Note Payer
H.I.S. Light Bill Payer
H.I.S. Water Bill Payer
H.I.S. Mortgage Payer
Is sovereign going to take that? Fuck that is his pets going to take that? I don't know about y'all but sitting around being 1 of 20 broads on 1 nigga dick. He better be paying me HARD body not the other way around.
But this is just a rumor I'm waiting on the transaction files to come through....dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn.
H.I.S. Visa Payments
H.I.S. Tier Payments
H.I.S. Car Note Payer
H.I.S. Light Bill Payer
H.I.S. Water Bill Payer
H.I.S. Mortgage Payer
Is sovereign going to take that? Fuck that is his pets going to take that? I don't know about y'all but sitting around being 1 of 20 broads on 1 nigga dick. He better be paying me HARD body not the other way around.
But this is just a rumor I'm waiting on the transaction files to come through....dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Speak on it
Look my blog is my personal space to express my thoughts on second life. If you are offended about anything on my blog. GOOD.
Then I must have hit a sore spot. If you feel that banning me from your sim is going to offend me, lets really analyze how often I come there. I'm saying the devil is sometimes shamed with the truth. This is the Internet a place where we come to chat and gain entertainment. Now your all hot and bothered because I mentioned a few of y'all are using this like SL E Harmony trying to find love at all the wrong club spots.
Well before you start your quest for second life love make sure you don't have skeletons flying out your text chat. Some of you been used on here more times than the toilet seats at Grand Central Station. You done alted up so many times you don't remember which name is your main name. I catch y'all slipping when you say things like you been in game for 4 years. But your account was made in 2008.
What my job is (because I love to do it) is to find out why you abandoned your main name because your so drama free you dated 4 to 5 friends on here, accidentally sucked a dick you didn't mean to, or you caked off on someone so hard you paid their real life mortgage in a month.
I have been chatting for so many years I can't remember the name hasn't change, the attitude hasn't changed. That's what most of you fail to realize the same silly ass simps that was texting on yahoo can now pretend to be hot on second life. They are usually the lamesquads (not a real word but so what it sounded funny) who swear they are drama free and go to second life church (dig at vivianne) and then will fuck your man.
See when your a slut it doesn't matter where you are you can't change your spot. The persona you take on on second life is a small fragment of who you really are. So if all the guys/girls in your neighborhood know you give head at the drop of a dime (really you giving skull jobs like that) then 10-1 when your on second life your going to fall back into your old way of life. I swear there is a hoe chromosome (I can't wait for them to isolate it and prove me right) and you got it on prominent in your DNA coding.
All these no drama people use that as a way to lure you in. They are so real, they aren't like everyone else. They are different. So how come they walked about with 50k of your money and left you with a real life hard dick/wet pussy and no one but a figment of your imagination to cuddle up to at night.
If they are so NON Drama why is it their name is always in some dirt. They claim its hating but if every person got your name on their lips its got to be a reason why.
And all I do is figure that reason out and bring it to the light.
Y'all should thank me for my tireless work busting out these fake ass no drama thieves.
Then I must have hit a sore spot. If you feel that banning me from your sim is going to offend me, lets really analyze how often I come there. I'm saying the devil is sometimes shamed with the truth. This is the Internet a place where we come to chat and gain entertainment. Now your all hot and bothered because I mentioned a few of y'all are using this like SL E Harmony trying to find love at all the wrong club spots.
Well before you start your quest for second life love make sure you don't have skeletons flying out your text chat. Some of you been used on here more times than the toilet seats at Grand Central Station. You done alted up so many times you don't remember which name is your main name. I catch y'all slipping when you say things like you been in game for 4 years. But your account was made in 2008.
What my job is (because I love to do it) is to find out why you abandoned your main name because your so drama free you dated 4 to 5 friends on here, accidentally sucked a dick you didn't mean to, or you caked off on someone so hard you paid their real life mortgage in a month.
I have been chatting for so many years I can't remember the name hasn't change, the attitude hasn't changed. That's what most of you fail to realize the same silly ass simps that was texting on yahoo can now pretend to be hot on second life. They are usually the lamesquads (not a real word but so what it sounded funny) who swear they are drama free and go to second life church (dig at vivianne) and then will fuck your man.
See when your a slut it doesn't matter where you are you can't change your spot. The persona you take on on second life is a small fragment of who you really are. So if all the guys/girls in your neighborhood know you give head at the drop of a dime (really you giving skull jobs like that) then 10-1 when your on second life your going to fall back into your old way of life. I swear there is a hoe chromosome (I can't wait for them to isolate it and prove me right) and you got it on prominent in your DNA coding.
All these no drama people use that as a way to lure you in. They are so real, they aren't like everyone else. They are different. So how come they walked about with 50k of your money and left you with a real life hard dick/wet pussy and no one but a figment of your imagination to cuddle up to at night.
If they are so NON Drama why is it their name is always in some dirt. They claim its hating but if every person got your name on their lips its got to be a reason why.
And all I do is figure that reason out and bring it to the light.
Y'all should thank me for my tireless work busting out these fake ass no drama thieves.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Security for your boo?!?!?
I logged on today still dying laughing at yesterdays post...(check the update on will's neva having more citings than Tupac) when I was hit with this.
How bad is your prim vagina when the dude you love and watch his vest covered back from your seat, only to have him stolen by *gasps* a second life baby.
Now things got to be bad when you lose your man to child avatars. Is he going out to pick up a kid shape to fall in love because you are too old for him. How low is your second life self esteem going to be shot when you see them riding on their 2 way tricycle being all happy and in love.
I am soooooooooooooooooooooo mad at this. *DOA*
How bad is your prim vagina when the dude you love and watch his vest covered back from your seat, only to have him stolen by *gasps* a second life baby.
Now things got to be bad when you lose your man to child avatars. Is he going out to pick up a kid shape to fall in love because you are too old for him. How low is your second life self esteem going to be shot when you see them riding on their 2 way tricycle being all happy and in love.
I am soooooooooooooooooooooo mad at this. *DOA*
Monday, July 27, 2009
Copybotting is getting out of hand
So today I'm out and about shopping, minding my own business. I saw this girl in this cute cute outfit. So I sent her an im like I love the outfit where did you get it from. She responding by typing she doesn't speak English so good. No problem, I'm a chatter I clicked her prims. Lo and behold all her items were created by a person with no information in their profile. Hmmm well I whip out my babbler and being the upstanding Second life Citizen I am, I try to explain to her in Portuguese, that the items she purchased were probably stolen. Well, she whips out what I think to be a zooby baby. I click on the zooby baby and that also appears to be copy botted because the owner was not the zooby baby creator but the same person who made her outfit.
Really people have we hit an all time low when your copybotting babies? You cant be serious right now. I can not even begin to understand the need for all you people to copy bot folks items. You really cant afford some UBU Drunks so you copy bot 595L shoes. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! I hope that the owner of UBU Drunks visits his local Bootylicious and just takes a gander at all the copy bot version of his shoes there are. Then I want the owner of SOReal to do the same. I paid for my items fair and square and you low budget second life criminals really make it seem like black people can't afford shit. This is why Timberland didn't want rappers hyping his shoes. You all with your criminal intents (not all black people just the NIGGAS) can't even keep it legal on a chat site. You disgust me.
Then to make matters worst with this copybotted zooby baby, I'm like okay that's not a real zooby baby. She told me she didn't speaka di English at first right, she says in open chat BITCH QUIT CLICKING MY PRIMS and throws on her blocking inspect (she probably copybotted that too since I couldn't see the creators name on that either). So not only was she a thief she was a liar. Sad sad day on second life.
I tell people everyday do not support copybotters. Stop buying this crap. You know better. I'm tired of you all passing me the same copybotted Beyonce skin from Redgrave with a hair base. You people disgust me.
Really people have we hit an all time low when your copybotting babies? You cant be serious right now. I can not even begin to understand the need for all you people to copy bot folks items. You really cant afford some UBU Drunks so you copy bot 595L shoes. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! I hope that the owner of UBU Drunks visits his local Bootylicious and just takes a gander at all the copy bot version of his shoes there are. Then I want the owner of SOReal to do the same. I paid for my items fair and square and you low budget second life criminals really make it seem like black people can't afford shit. This is why Timberland didn't want rappers hyping his shoes. You all with your criminal intents (not all black people just the NIGGAS) can't even keep it legal on a chat site. You disgust me.
Then to make matters worst with this copybotted zooby baby, I'm like okay that's not a real zooby baby. She told me she didn't speaka di English at first right, she says in open chat BITCH QUIT CLICKING MY PRIMS and throws on her blocking inspect (she probably copybotted that too since I couldn't see the creators name on that either). So not only was she a thief she was a liar. Sad sad day on second life.
I tell people everyday do not support copybotters. Stop buying this crap. You know better. I'm tired of you all passing me the same copybotted Beyonce skin from Redgrave with a hair base. You people disgust me.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Define Baller Status
I have been on the Internet a long time, and I am still trying to figure out what you all consider a sl baller. Does owning a quarter sim with 50 laggy ass stores getting rent from folks with outfits I could have made in appearance mode consider baller?
I been poor a long time on the Internet (small commercial...my blog is maintained by your donations so hit my avatar online MentalKaos Akina or donate directly to my paypal dachocolate1@Hotmail.com), maybe what I consider balling isn't what you consider balling. See balling to me is when your cashing out 1million lindens a month. You have multiple sims, your business is so profitable you can't even find new stuff to buy.
The fact that you dropped 10k in a day doesn't define balling. You spent about 40 bucks in a game and you want to act like your a pimp in the club tossing pennies at a stripper. Is this suppose to impress.
Hold up maybe balling is having all these chicks in cute skins crying over you. Do you realize 80% of the females chatting or either ugly, fat, living with they mama (me), being beat by their husbands, got bad credit (they on here with a rush card), etc...or a combination of the above. Are you really balling when you take home a strobe light cutie on the Internet?
All you ballers write in explain it to me how you balling with prim jewelry you could never afford to glimpse at in real life. Don't make me call out the fact that a real Ed Hardy shirt is $185, so if you got a closet full of those whats 40 bucks in a game. Nothing, the fact is your rocking knock offs and your mad because on second life people can't see your a lame pointdexter behind your computer and spend massive time playing ps3 in dirty walmart draws.
*Holla*
I been poor a long time on the Internet (small commercial...my blog is maintained by your donations so hit my avatar online MentalKaos Akina or donate directly to my paypal dachocolate1@Hotmail.com), maybe what I consider balling isn't what you consider balling. See balling to me is when your cashing out 1million lindens a month. You have multiple sims, your business is so profitable you can't even find new stuff to buy.
The fact that you dropped 10k in a day doesn't define balling. You spent about 40 bucks in a game and you want to act like your a pimp in the club tossing pennies at a stripper. Is this suppose to impress.
Hold up maybe balling is having all these chicks in cute skins crying over you. Do you realize 80% of the females chatting or either ugly, fat, living with they mama (me), being beat by their husbands, got bad credit (they on here with a rush card), etc...or a combination of the above. Are you really balling when you take home a strobe light cutie on the Internet?
All you ballers write in explain it to me how you balling with prim jewelry you could never afford to glimpse at in real life. Don't make me call out the fact that a real Ed Hardy shirt is $185, so if you got a closet full of those whats 40 bucks in a game. Nothing, the fact is your rocking knock offs and your mad because on second life people can't see your a lame pointdexter behind your computer and spend massive time playing ps3 in dirty walmart draws.
*Holla*
Take it to the Mic
I know folks who don't like me check my blogs. So let me discuss some of my current beefs. As most of you know I have a pretty huge family.
If at any point you have ever fucked, partnered, given lindens to any of my brothers in game, should you really be talking crazy to me? It takes seconds to upload your filthy ass conversation, your dirty pussy pics to make you re log and get a new name.
If at any point YOU were trying to holla at me. Should you be getting pissy with me when I got logs of you crying you wanted to leave your real life husband to be in a lesbian relationship and hold my soft hands and make crepes in the morning for me. (Bitch you know I'm diabetic you trying to kill me)
If you ever taken pics in a dirty ass kitchen with a watermelon on the ground and sunglasses. Should you be trying to beef with me?
If you have given me your number massive a amounts of time for me to call you when your in dc. Only to realize I don't have time to meet lamos....Should you be beefing with me?
If you fucked someones second life man, then the dude partnered you then logged off the game on his main for good...Should you be beefing with me?
Hell to piggy back on that if you fucked a guy whose real life wife wouldn't touch him, should you a) be beefing with me b)slink off the Internet like the tramp you are c)questioning why your paying a bum nigga lindens to love you or d)all of the above.
If you ever had a cartoon drawing done of you that was so disgusting it made folks choke but resembled you to the T in real life...Should you be beefing with me?
If I got all your fat ass pics of you rolling around a bed that's a king size but you make it look like a twin....Should you be beefing with me?
If you have caked off to an alt that's got you for your land and lindens...Should you be beefing with me?
If you want to speak to me about something. Lets get it in an open forum. If I'm lying the truth will come out. But all these hushed whispers ain't even how I roll. So instead of typing in folks I'm boxes about how much you don't like me say it. Quit acting like a pussy.
If at any point you have ever fucked, partnered, given lindens to any of my brothers in game, should you really be talking crazy to me? It takes seconds to upload your filthy ass conversation, your dirty pussy pics to make you re log and get a new name.
If at any point YOU were trying to holla at me. Should you be getting pissy with me when I got logs of you crying you wanted to leave your real life husband to be in a lesbian relationship and hold my soft hands and make crepes in the morning for me. (Bitch you know I'm diabetic you trying to kill me)
If you ever taken pics in a dirty ass kitchen with a watermelon on the ground and sunglasses. Should you be trying to beef with me?
If you have given me your number massive a amounts of time for me to call you when your in dc. Only to realize I don't have time to meet lamos....Should you be beefing with me?
If you fucked someones second life man, then the dude partnered you then logged off the game on his main for good...Should you be beefing with me?
Hell to piggy back on that if you fucked a guy whose real life wife wouldn't touch him, should you a) be beefing with me b)slink off the Internet like the tramp you are c)questioning why your paying a bum nigga lindens to love you or d)all of the above.
If you ever had a cartoon drawing done of you that was so disgusting it made folks choke but resembled you to the T in real life...Should you be beefing with me?
If I got all your fat ass pics of you rolling around a bed that's a king size but you make it look like a twin....Should you be beefing with me?
If you have caked off to an alt that's got you for your land and lindens...Should you be beefing with me?
If you want to speak to me about something. Lets get it in an open forum. If I'm lying the truth will come out. But all these hushed whispers ain't even how I roll. So instead of typing in folks I'm boxes about how much you don't like me say it. Quit acting like a pussy.
The Truth Shall set you free
Sometimes I get this very undeserved wrap of being a drama queen. And I say undeserved because often times you mistake drama queen and truth whisperer (that ain't even a real title but it sounds good). Check it I'm going to spit some truth right here right now.
1. If your man has bought me massive packs of stiletto moody's and then pretended he didn't know me. I'm not going to give up his name. My transaction history recorded that. Never bite the hand that feeds you.
2. I have not had prim sex with your man in the game. Truth be told he didn't even get to hold my prim hands to hand over that money (read comments above).
3. You mistake gold digger and hustler to be one in the same. See a gold digger will fuck for money, I'm going to convince him that giving it to me is the best option ever.
4. If you think 20 bucks uploaded is balling we got issues. See now your salty that I called you out on a donation then ask yourself why your spending your cell phone monthly plan money on a girl who called you out.
5. Why is it just because I blast one nigga (for all who missed the wedding post) I gotta be a hater. First of all I spoke to you and aired you out. That doesn't mean I'm not a good person it means I'm an honest person. I don't talk about folks behind their backs when its so much more entertaining to do it in their face.
6. My real life pictures are all over the Internet. Everyone KNOWS ME. Your the great unknown so keep pretending your avatar looks "just like you rl" when we all know your 5'04 345 lbs (give or take a few lbs depending on what you ate tonight. But on second life you are 6'1 and 125 with the perfect model shape. *right then*
7. I admit I live in my mamas house. Now why can't you admit you live in your grandmothers basement. Don't you think we hear the echo ricocheting off the cement walls as your chatting.
8. I wish blue hippo didn't give away free computers, its due to this why we got to be in the spot listening to folks mad over people wearing extra prims and they aren't rezzing right. Nigga its not second life. Its your sorry ass video cards. See the specs for what you need to be on second life and realize your computer is as sub par as your avatar.
9. The reason why some of you don't know you look bad is because on your blue hippo (see post above) you look good. But if 20 people a day is asking whats wrong with your skin might I suggest an upgrade.
10. How come every outfit you got is like from the corner store on second life (ie Death Row Mall).
1. If your man has bought me massive packs of stiletto moody's and then pretended he didn't know me. I'm not going to give up his name. My transaction history recorded that. Never bite the hand that feeds you.
2. I have not had prim sex with your man in the game. Truth be told he didn't even get to hold my prim hands to hand over that money (read comments above).
3. You mistake gold digger and hustler to be one in the same. See a gold digger will fuck for money, I'm going to convince him that giving it to me is the best option ever.
4. If you think 20 bucks uploaded is balling we got issues. See now your salty that I called you out on a donation then ask yourself why your spending your cell phone monthly plan money on a girl who called you out.
5. Why is it just because I blast one nigga (for all who missed the wedding post) I gotta be a hater. First of all I spoke to you and aired you out. That doesn't mean I'm not a good person it means I'm an honest person. I don't talk about folks behind their backs when its so much more entertaining to do it in their face.
6. My real life pictures are all over the Internet. Everyone KNOWS ME. Your the great unknown so keep pretending your avatar looks "just like you rl" when we all know your 5'04 345 lbs (give or take a few lbs depending on what you ate tonight. But on second life you are 6'1 and 125 with the perfect model shape. *right then*
7. I admit I live in my mamas house. Now why can't you admit you live in your grandmothers basement. Don't you think we hear the echo ricocheting off the cement walls as your chatting.
8. I wish blue hippo didn't give away free computers, its due to this why we got to be in the spot listening to folks mad over people wearing extra prims and they aren't rezzing right. Nigga its not second life. Its your sorry ass video cards. See the specs for what you need to be on second life and realize your computer is as sub par as your avatar.
9. The reason why some of you don't know you look bad is because on your blue hippo (see post above) you look good. But if 20 people a day is asking whats wrong with your skin might I suggest an upgrade.
10. How come every outfit you got is like from the corner store on second life (ie Death Row Mall).
Saturday, July 25, 2009
You know whats funny...
Is when people pretend like they don't know you on second life. I find it hilarious that I have been chatting for so long under the same name. I'm so notorious for telling the truth, people will reinvent themselves to avoid me. Do you really think I wont find out who you are from 4 chat lines ago and put it out about how hypersensitive you are. Unlike most chatters I don't reinvent myself every time a relationship fails, hiding from females because I have wronged them. The same name I been chatting with is what I'm going to continue to chat with. You getting a brand new name doesn't make you any different from the piece of shit you were under the old name. It just means that it takes longer for bitch like tendencies to come through. Read Further...
Then I think its funny how men will sit around in women's im boxes to dry hate on other men. They call it holding down family but what it really is they want to fuck their family. So what they will do is try to cut out the other man they play the I'm a good guy card to make sure they put out every misdeed this man does. All in the name of family. What it is is little mama is they want to meet you offline and say, "See I ain't like that dude. I care! Now lets fuck."
Whats funny is the same guy playing the good guy roll, usually ain't shit themselves. Their the kind of person who talks about you to anyone who is listening but wont be a man and say it to your face. They are often times the kind of chatters who only date online because real life ain't hitting on shit.
At the end of the day they will pretend they don't know what they are doing is to really get at your pussy so when they walk away from their second life situation and y'all can kick it because both of you were "victims".
Ladies don't let your family dictate what you do online. Any real family members are going to hold your back based on your decision. Instead of dry hating they would listen to what happened and respect your choices. *REAL TALK*
And to anyone who got my name in their mouth twisting the truth to validate their existance on second life. Remember I'm going to see you in the SL Streets and the truth beats a lie anyday.
Trump card stays played.
Then I think its funny how men will sit around in women's im boxes to dry hate on other men. They call it holding down family but what it really is they want to fuck their family. So what they will do is try to cut out the other man they play the I'm a good guy card to make sure they put out every misdeed this man does. All in the name of family. What it is is little mama is they want to meet you offline and say, "See I ain't like that dude. I care! Now lets fuck."
Whats funny is the same guy playing the good guy roll, usually ain't shit themselves. Their the kind of person who talks about you to anyone who is listening but wont be a man and say it to your face. They are often times the kind of chatters who only date online because real life ain't hitting on shit.
At the end of the day they will pretend they don't know what they are doing is to really get at your pussy so when they walk away from their second life situation and y'all can kick it because both of you were "victims".
Ladies don't let your family dictate what you do online. Any real family members are going to hold your back based on your decision. Instead of dry hating they would listen to what happened and respect your choices. *REAL TALK*
And to anyone who got my name in their mouth twisting the truth to validate their existance on second life. Remember I'm going to see you in the SL Streets and the truth beats a lie anyday.
Trump card stays played.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Living a Felonious Lifestyle
Its alot of people chatting that's living second life foul. Let me explain this further.
Now your at a hot club (the Boom Boom Room) and you see a sexy avatar across the way. You are feeling him. You make sl eye contact, switch to your sexy walk and saunter over in your stiletto moody's. Your typing your ass off giving him some of the best conversation of your life. This man is smart, intelligent, witty and fun. He loves to shop with you, helps you pick out all the latest. He gives wonderful make up tips. Your thinking you found the second life man of your dreams...
Only its a woman in a mans alt. Really do you think any guy in game is giving you advice unless hes a fashion editor or a woman under a mans avatar about to fleece you out of your land?
Like how come throughout the courtship of your relationship you never once asked that man to mic up, send a picture or validate his manly existence. Then when the shit comes out through second life news, you slink away in shame because we are all like how did you not know when he had a switch better than yours.
Then we have it going the other way, dudes dating women who are really men. Real women don't say things like let me suck your cyber dick, they don't pay you over 100k (but claim they are too broke for a mic) that is a man in a woman's avatar and when you fall asleep on second life in your sl bella rose bed hes going to take your booty.
And your gonna have a sore ass and only shame to show for it.
The sad part of all these avatars switching up is not only do they make you look like a fool. They walk away with your land and your money. All because you are sl lonely. You better learn to love shoes like me. They never disappoint.
Now your at a hot club (the Boom Boom Room) and you see a sexy avatar across the way. You are feeling him. You make sl eye contact, switch to your sexy walk and saunter over in your stiletto moody's. Your typing your ass off giving him some of the best conversation of your life. This man is smart, intelligent, witty and fun. He loves to shop with you, helps you pick out all the latest. He gives wonderful make up tips. Your thinking you found the second life man of your dreams...
Only its a woman in a mans alt. Really do you think any guy in game is giving you advice unless hes a fashion editor or a woman under a mans avatar about to fleece you out of your land?
Like how come throughout the courtship of your relationship you never once asked that man to mic up, send a picture or validate his manly existence. Then when the shit comes out through second life news, you slink away in shame because we are all like how did you not know when he had a switch better than yours.
Then we have it going the other way, dudes dating women who are really men. Real women don't say things like let me suck your cyber dick, they don't pay you over 100k (but claim they are too broke for a mic) that is a man in a woman's avatar and when you fall asleep on second life in your sl bella rose bed hes going to take your booty.
And your gonna have a sore ass and only shame to show for it.
The sad part of all these avatars switching up is not only do they make you look like a fool. They walk away with your land and your money. All because you are sl lonely. You better learn to love shoes like me. They never disappoint.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Different Types of Chatters
On the Internet you have a variety of chatters lets break it down.
Its Only the Internet Chatters: Chatters who are always on the its only the Internet this shit don't mean nothing to me. If that's the case why are you pissy when someone steal your sl man, jock your sl style, rock ya sl prim objects hair, etc. If this shit don't mean anything to you why would you spend so much time giving a fuck.
SL is SL and RL is RL Chatters: Then why are you trying to import a dude from second life to meet you in real life to marry you. If your such a dime in real life then how come you have to beg borrow and steal to get folks to be your Internet friend or man. I need you to stop getting pissy when we call you out on your lack of good common sense. If SL is SL why do you have people from the Internet number in your cell phone to call them to cry about shit on second life. Wouldn't you just dust ya cyber shoulder off and log off and curl up to some real life shit.
Im making money on SL Chatters: These are the I'm a baller chatters. Everyday they log on to tell you how much money they pull from ugly chatters or from the prim clothes they make. They brag all day about how much they have, how big their second life house is. How they cash out every day (see gesture...I cash out 2...3...4 times a day) yet in still they live at their mamas house. If you had it like that BALLA wouldn't you have a place to stay in real life with all this lindens you making in game?
Married but lonely Chatters: These are the ones with husbands, wives, gf's, bf's in real life yet they on the Internet all day. Look here If I had in house dick/pussy, I would not be logged online all day. At what point do you log off to fuck your man/woman. Take care of your kids, do laundry, you can't be in that happy of a relationship if you wont ever log off to handle your real life. Just saying.
Jock Ya Fresh Chatters: These are the followers. They never have an original idea on second life. They always want to know where you got something. They are what I call the keeping up with the Jones's chatters. Soon as you get something they are running out to snatch it up. The I make money chatters depend on them to buy their sub par ass items. And they do. They just always want to be a star but at best they are second string. They are the Junior Varsity chatters begging to get on the Varsity team
I'm in love with the Prim Chatters: These are the men/women who jock their sl significant others. They stress out about map rights. They are the one's where they cant ever be seen by themselves. They define themselves by the folks they are with on second life. When they get dumped they will quickly get a new avatar and seek out another relationship because they are too lonely to be by themselves. These folks actually become stalkers in real life. They will lure you into a false sense of security to get your home phone number to call you and harass you in real life. These are also the chatters who own every piece of xcite so they can have second life sex. They will record it and take pictures because they want to prove they got the prim. That's what we call the true losers of the Internet.
The I own everything in second life Chatters: This is the no matter what you have they got it already chatters. Even if its new and you made it. They don't care what it is as soon as they see you with it, they say "I been have that." How is that possible when I made it and I know you didn't get a copy. You lie just to lie. Why can't you just admit that you don't own everything you loser.
Its Only the Internet Chatters: Chatters who are always on the its only the Internet this shit don't mean nothing to me. If that's the case why are you pissy when someone steal your sl man, jock your sl style, rock ya sl prim objects hair, etc. If this shit don't mean anything to you why would you spend so much time giving a fuck.
SL is SL and RL is RL Chatters: Then why are you trying to import a dude from second life to meet you in real life to marry you. If your such a dime in real life then how come you have to beg borrow and steal to get folks to be your Internet friend or man. I need you to stop getting pissy when we call you out on your lack of good common sense. If SL is SL why do you have people from the Internet number in your cell phone to call them to cry about shit on second life. Wouldn't you just dust ya cyber shoulder off and log off and curl up to some real life shit.
Im making money on SL Chatters: These are the I'm a baller chatters. Everyday they log on to tell you how much money they pull from ugly chatters or from the prim clothes they make. They brag all day about how much they have, how big their second life house is. How they cash out every day (see gesture...I cash out 2...3...4 times a day) yet in still they live at their mamas house. If you had it like that BALLA wouldn't you have a place to stay in real life with all this lindens you making in game?
Married but lonely Chatters: These are the ones with husbands, wives, gf's, bf's in real life yet they on the Internet all day. Look here If I had in house dick/pussy, I would not be logged online all day. At what point do you log off to fuck your man/woman. Take care of your kids, do laundry, you can't be in that happy of a relationship if you wont ever log off to handle your real life. Just saying.
Jock Ya Fresh Chatters: These are the followers. They never have an original idea on second life. They always want to know where you got something. They are what I call the keeping up with the Jones's chatters. Soon as you get something they are running out to snatch it up. The I make money chatters depend on them to buy their sub par ass items. And they do. They just always want to be a star but at best they are second string. They are the Junior Varsity chatters begging to get on the Varsity team
I'm in love with the Prim Chatters: These are the men/women who jock their sl significant others. They stress out about map rights. They are the one's where they cant ever be seen by themselves. They define themselves by the folks they are with on second life. When they get dumped they will quickly get a new avatar and seek out another relationship because they are too lonely to be by themselves. These folks actually become stalkers in real life. They will lure you into a false sense of security to get your home phone number to call you and harass you in real life. These are also the chatters who own every piece of xcite so they can have second life sex. They will record it and take pictures because they want to prove they got the prim. That's what we call the true losers of the Internet.
The I own everything in second life Chatters: This is the no matter what you have they got it already chatters. Even if its new and you made it. They don't care what it is as soon as they see you with it, they say "I been have that." How is that possible when I made it and I know you didn't get a copy. You lie just to lie. Why can't you just admit that you don't own everything you loser.
GAINFULLY UNEMPLOYED
Look as always my biggest complaint on the Internet is not keeping it real. Why are you pretending to have a job? Its an honest to GOD question. I see you logged online everyday yet you still pretend to work. How do you log off for work at 9am and log back in promptly at 4pm. I'm not convinced you work. You don't have no travel time to and from work? What sort of 7 hour day are you clock at McDonalds. Word is born I'm sick of you pretending like you got a job. I'm not employed you don't see me pretending.
Then we got the folks that lost their jobs behind chatting. Look here I'm not gonna be logged online 24 hours a day to clock 2k in lindens when I can go to work and make $8 an hour. Are you serious you actually got fired because whatever you were doing on the Internet was so important you couldn't log off long enough to carry your ass to work. Then you imming folks about not having a job hoping they send you a pay pal donation. Yo are you serious? You are the absolute worst.
Then you got the house arrest folks. They aren't working because they can't so they have multiple names they log into. They log off promptly at 9pm to "sleep" (meaning they log onto their alts until 7 am). Then they wake up to get ready for "work" and they have a job that miraculously they can chat from until 5pm. Then they log off and pretend to go home from "work" log into a 3rd alt to hang out at bootylicious until around 7ish. When they log into their main name to chat for 2 hours before logging off to go back to "sleep" to go to "work". The saddest thing is they do this so often I'm wondering if they ever actually SLEEP.
Its something wrong with that man. Big ups to being gainfully unemployed. You can find ya girl at the unemployment office picking up my check from being fired from McDonald's. So what If I got fired for eating fries. Least it wasn't because I was late chatting on the Internet.
You disgust me.
Then we got the folks that lost their jobs behind chatting. Look here I'm not gonna be logged online 24 hours a day to clock 2k in lindens when I can go to work and make $8 an hour. Are you serious you actually got fired because whatever you were doing on the Internet was so important you couldn't log off long enough to carry your ass to work. Then you imming folks about not having a job hoping they send you a pay pal donation. Yo are you serious? You are the absolute worst.
Then you got the house arrest folks. They aren't working because they can't so they have multiple names they log into. They log off promptly at 9pm to "sleep" (meaning they log onto their alts until 7 am). Then they wake up to get ready for "work" and they have a job that miraculously they can chat from until 5pm. Then they log off and pretend to go home from "work" log into a 3rd alt to hang out at bootylicious until around 7ish. When they log into their main name to chat for 2 hours before logging off to go back to "sleep" to go to "work". The saddest thing is they do this so often I'm wondering if they ever actually SLEEP.
Its something wrong with that man. Big ups to being gainfully unemployed. You can find ya girl at the unemployment office picking up my check from being fired from McDonald's. So what If I got fired for eating fries. Least it wasn't because I was late chatting on the Internet.
You disgust me.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Let THem Haters Hate
[18:03] HUSTLIN Mexicola: FUCK DAT BLOG
look here hella aka Hustlin.. I don't care about you Internet beefing with slidin .. I'm sick of you coming at me twisted. Just because you fine in real life. Don't get it twisted I ain't one of these Internet hoes falling in love with your chat game. I'm sick of you acting all black, bringing down our stock.
I'm sick of you always threatening folks with your Internet thugging. Ain't no one scared of you sir
*love you*
look here hella aka Hustlin.. I don't care about you Internet beefing with slidin .. I'm sick of you coming at me twisted. Just because you fine in real life. Don't get it twisted I ain't one of these Internet hoes falling in love with your chat game. I'm sick of you acting all black, bringing down our stock.
I'm sick of you always threatening folks with your Internet thugging. Ain't no one scared of you sir
*love you*
You Know your on the internet too much
Look here mayne... I'm a chatter just like the rest of y'all...however it comes a time when you know your on the Internet too much.
Let me break it down so it will forever be broken
You Know you been on the Internet too long
...when your kids call you by your chat name
...when the UPS man ask you to sign for packages under MentalKaos Akina
...when your friends log online just to talk to you (your real life friends)
...when everyone in your cell phone list is known by their chat name
...when you having dreams, fantasies, nightmares about missing hot chat news
...when the folks you chat with are more up to date on your real life than all your real life friends
...when you have arthritis of the fingers
...when all your ex's are avatars you met online
...when your real life friends ask you if you want to go to a club and you say tp me
...when your isp is down you find out that you don't know the people who live in your house
...when your next door neighbors ask for your Internet address to request sugar
...when your having Internet weddings and stressing because your prim dress, make up, flowers invitation isn't color coordinated
...when you wearing sunglasses so the computer glare doesn't hurt your eyes
...when your reading blogs about you know your on the Internet too much
*keep it moving*
Let me break it down so it will forever be broken
You Know you been on the Internet too long
...when your kids call you by your chat name
...when the UPS man ask you to sign for packages under MentalKaos Akina
...when your friends log online just to talk to you (your real life friends)
...when everyone in your cell phone list is known by their chat name
...when you having dreams, fantasies, nightmares about missing hot chat news
...when the folks you chat with are more up to date on your real life than all your real life friends
...when you have arthritis of the fingers
...when all your ex's are avatars you met online
...when your real life friends ask you if you want to go to a club and you say tp me
...when your isp is down you find out that you don't know the people who live in your house
...when your next door neighbors ask for your Internet address to request sugar
...when your having Internet weddings and stressing because your prim dress, make up, flowers invitation isn't color coordinated
...when you wearing sunglasses so the computer glare doesn't hurt your eyes
...when your reading blogs about you know your on the Internet too much
*keep it moving*
Friday, July 17, 2009
Hoe Checking Pt 2
As if hoe checking Pt1 wasn't enough, I'm on SL to have a good time. What you do with your prims is no ones business certainly not mines. But if it comes out and we all laugh why are you mad.
Case in point I'm doing a spree at a well known store (see 4Eva Gutta), and a certain young lady puts it out she dumped her dude online and that if she wanted him back she could. So when I see the dude I was like, "Son get ya balls out her bra, cause she put you out like your a pussy." A conference later opens up and I'm the bad one.
Look here anything you say in an open chat will come back to haunt you. If you really a nigga online you would have handled this hoe appropriately. Because if she would embarrass you like that ask yourself what else she would say behind your back. Real Talk Son.
I'm going to need niggas not to be so "into sl pussy" that they lose their dick cards by accidents. Its about 10 women to every 1 man and you letting pussy put you out like this. If it would have been me, I would have called it like it is. Like real talk shortie I let you hold my balls in your bra because you hold my dick so well in your throat.
You can be mad at me because I clowned the situation but your not mad at the situation.
Then I got folks mad because they got caught getting getting some of the worst dick in life (rl) by a nigga with a short dick. Look here Kelin Clip, your dick is small in real life. Kill that name forever. Don't log on it no more we have seen what you have to offer and good things contrary to popular beliefs, do not come in packages that small unless its a diamond. What killed me about the video is that the broad was screaming like she was getting killed (CherylC Balzco) with a dick that small that nigga ain't killing you he probably was drawing blood from the pin pricks.
The best line of the video as Kelin said "Toot that Pussy up for me", because my dick is too small and it keeps sliding out. I'm going to need you to get this together. Then I'm an observant woman so of course I noticed the lack of condoms and his utter boredom in fucking her. He's not even breaking a sweat (that's another way you know hes not putting in work). He don't even seem interested. CherylC you paid 2k for a fuck that bad. I want you to request a FULL REFUND.
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Case in point I'm doing a spree at a well known store (see 4Eva Gutta), and a certain young lady puts it out she dumped her dude online and that if she wanted him back she could. So when I see the dude I was like, "Son get ya balls out her bra, cause she put you out like your a pussy." A conference later opens up and I'm the bad one.
Look here anything you say in an open chat will come back to haunt you. If you really a nigga online you would have handled this hoe appropriately. Because if she would embarrass you like that ask yourself what else she would say behind your back. Real Talk Son.
I'm going to need niggas not to be so "into sl pussy" that they lose their dick cards by accidents. Its about 10 women to every 1 man and you letting pussy put you out like this. If it would have been me, I would have called it like it is. Like real talk shortie I let you hold my balls in your bra because you hold my dick so well in your throat.
You can be mad at me because I clowned the situation but your not mad at the situation.
Then I got folks mad because they got caught getting getting some of the worst dick in life (rl) by a nigga with a short dick. Look here Kelin Clip, your dick is small in real life. Kill that name forever. Don't log on it no more we have seen what you have to offer and good things contrary to popular beliefs, do not come in packages that small unless its a diamond. What killed me about the video is that the broad was screaming like she was getting killed (CherylC Balzco) with a dick that small that nigga ain't killing you he probably was drawing blood from the pin pricks.
The best line of the video as Kelin said "Toot that Pussy up for me", because my dick is too small and it keeps sliding out. I'm going to need you to get this together. Then I'm an observant woman so of course I noticed the lack of condoms and his utter boredom in fucking her. He's not even breaking a sweat (that's another way you know hes not putting in work). He don't even seem interested. CherylC you paid 2k for a fuck that bad. I want you to request a FULL REFUND.
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
Hoe Checking Pt 1
I'm a reasonable sort of woman, I like to think. Sometimes though, I get the need to hoe check. Here it is. So you and your bestie (best friend for sl life) see a dude ... y'all both holla but she gets the dude. Why you spend the rest of your sl days trying to break them up.
Why don't you just find a new guy. I seriously think that's why you ain't get chosen is because you exhibited the "crazy" gene. Like real talk how come ya girl don't punch you in your sl mouth. Like if my bestie pulled a hottie I wouldn't hate I'd congratulate.
Y'all be sneaking all behind her back. Tping the nigga when you trying on skins. Hitting him on yahoo with cam shows. Giving him the sexy pout like this could have been us.
What I don't understand is why chicks don't see the deception. I never trust a hoe around a nigga we both hollered at. You know that broad was coveting your space and your going to trust her not to try and push her ass up to the monitor and split her twat for the cam for him. Don't you know these the same chicks fucking without a condom. These broads don't have morals.
If that was me and my bestie tried to parlay in my dudes box after she knew we were an established item. I'd tp to her sim and ask her to come outside her sl house and break my stiletto moody's up her ass. Bitch we ain't friends like that. You don't know my real life first or last name. Don't jump in that nigga box with the yahoo cam session and 2k in lindens thinking you can take whats mines. Bitch are you out of yo raggedy ass mind.
See the problem is we don't take the time to let a bitch know at the end of the day I'm going to keep whats mines and when I'm done with it you can get it bitch. But until then keep your fat non love soul fingers, dusty ass wearing divas, free linden outfit, barely able to make tiers on your 512 off whats mines hoe.
Why don't you just find a new guy. I seriously think that's why you ain't get chosen is because you exhibited the "crazy" gene. Like real talk how come ya girl don't punch you in your sl mouth. Like if my bestie pulled a hottie I wouldn't hate I'd congratulate.
Y'all be sneaking all behind her back. Tping the nigga when you trying on skins. Hitting him on yahoo with cam shows. Giving him the sexy pout like this could have been us.
What I don't understand is why chicks don't see the deception. I never trust a hoe around a nigga we both hollered at. You know that broad was coveting your space and your going to trust her not to try and push her ass up to the monitor and split her twat for the cam for him. Don't you know these the same chicks fucking without a condom. These broads don't have morals.
If that was me and my bestie tried to parlay in my dudes box after she knew we were an established item. I'd tp to her sim and ask her to come outside her sl house and break my stiletto moody's up her ass. Bitch we ain't friends like that. You don't know my real life first or last name. Don't jump in that nigga box with the yahoo cam session and 2k in lindens thinking you can take whats mines. Bitch are you out of yo raggedy ass mind.
See the problem is we don't take the time to let a bitch know at the end of the day I'm going to keep whats mines and when I'm done with it you can get it bitch. But until then keep your fat non love soul fingers, dusty ass wearing divas, free linden outfit, barely able to make tiers on your 512 off whats mines hoe.
How you get Played Like This
Look how you have a man in game that never gives you lindens to go shopping. Look I'm so sick of all you girls in game with men who stay broke. How is it your dude has bought ME shoes but you scrounging to get a 100l outfit.
Is he secretly telling you, your not the main girl. Because all the guys I know in game will take care of the wife. How are you hustling, selling Internet snatch, dropping it on the pole. Then sucking this dudes cyber dick. But you still cant afford no hot ass pairs of copykat.
What are you doing wrong my sister? What is going on with you when the guy your with treat strangers djing at parties better than you.
Are you sure you should be with this dude if you gotta beg for the tier money. I'm mad you went out and bought your own bandit engagement ring because he didn't even care enough to do that for you. You ain't get no cute proposal animation or anything.
I feel sorry for you.
Is he secretly telling you, your not the main girl. Because all the guys I know in game will take care of the wife. How are you hustling, selling Internet snatch, dropping it on the pole. Then sucking this dudes cyber dick. But you still cant afford no hot ass pairs of copykat.
What are you doing wrong my sister? What is going on with you when the guy your with treat strangers djing at parties better than you.
Are you sure you should be with this dude if you gotta beg for the tier money. I'm mad you went out and bought your own bandit engagement ring because he didn't even care enough to do that for you. You ain't get no cute proposal animation or anything.
I feel sorry for you.
Profile Clocking
You know second life is a game we all play. But every now and then people let aspects of their real life seep through. Now if your the kind of girl that has order of protection against you for stalking a dude (slashing his tires, busting the windows out of his ford fiesta because he left you) then you understand profile clocking.
I can't see myself logging on a game everyday just to see if people switched partners or if they have updated their picks list. WHO DOES THIS? What sort of low life loser is sitting on a game all day worried about other people who don't really like you.
What are you SL Paparazzi, your trying to keep up on the latest gossip. Look here TMZ of sl, you cant afford a bootleg one time camera (consider this draw distance over 200) or a good digital camera (consider this draw distance for the whole sim) to really get anyone doing anything good.
So instead you stalk folks profile notice the changes in their partner box whisper to your friends etc.
So to all you gossip girls and guys take the time to find you some business (cause mines aint available). Take the time to find a friend maybe another stalker like you. Do activities on a sim like hide under prims and try to find each other. Go play in SL traffic, do something.
If you have to stalk someones profile that might be a clear indicator that they are just not that INTO YOU.
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I can't see myself logging on a game everyday just to see if people switched partners or if they have updated their picks list. WHO DOES THIS? What sort of low life loser is sitting on a game all day worried about other people who don't really like you.
What are you SL Paparazzi, your trying to keep up on the latest gossip. Look here TMZ of sl, you cant afford a bootleg one time camera (consider this draw distance over 200) or a good digital camera (consider this draw distance for the whole sim) to really get anyone doing anything good.
So instead you stalk folks profile notice the changes in their partner box whisper to your friends etc.
So to all you gossip girls and guys take the time to find you some business (cause mines aint available). Take the time to find a friend maybe another stalker like you. Do activities on a sim like hide under prims and try to find each other. Go play in SL traffic, do something.
If you have to stalk someones profile that might be a clear indicator that they are just not that INTO YOU.
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