Tuesday, September 29, 2009

To Whom it May Concern,

Dear Hater with no potential,

I see ma'am, that your upset because I'm partnered with someone you want. I can understand how upsetting this would be for you. Who wouldn't be angry when a man choose a diamond over a flat ass cubic zirconia. However, you must stop going into his I'm box, and others to complain about the obvious jealousy. No matter how you may hate my prim jewelery, covet my prim shoes, seethe angrily inside because you too want a sim just for you.

It won't ever happen. See it wouldn't be so bad if you were stylish, elegant, or an upstanding sl citizen like myself. It wouldn't matter if I didn't have all the hottest everything. I simply outshine you by being me.

Let's pretend for a minute you were even up to par with me, I would never offer to pack my pussy up and fly out on Jet Blue to deliver it to a cartoon character who I fell in love with. But you not only would, you offer and your offer was declined. It has to hurt to know a man would say no to your pussy in second life and in real life.

So look here home girl, before I have to take off my bandits earrings and throw on a ponytail hairstyle and whip your ass in every place you TP into. Lets try to be ladies, this might be a hard stretch for you hoe, and end this amicably. You agree to be the bum bitch you have been and will remain. I will continue to have the man you want.

Thanks in advance, (insert name here)

*to all the ladies with haters feel free to copy this into a note card and pass it along.*

This is Why your not HOT!!!

Look here, second life is a place to have fun. But what the hell is going on when you have avatars running around like this?



Dude for real, your wearing boy booty shorts. I want the designer to give you your money back and take your inventory items back from you. I know that's a girls outfit you got on. Is that a cut off tank top, with booty shorts, and knee pads (insert joke here). How dare you represent gay men in this way. This is so so not right. I want to slap pants and common sense on you.

and then while shopping I saw THIS!!!




Home girl I cant believe you thought this was a sexy look. Did you really think that rocking pants that was sagging off that little behind was cute. Those pants ain't got enough to hold on to that's why they falling down. You look a hot mess, I am embarrassed to know we shop at the same stores. I am immediately turning in my Luck Inc clothing because you need help. I prescribe 5 double whoppers, do not hold the cheese, 3 big McDonald's milk shake, and extra fries.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Tampon men

Look, its no reason for you men to be crying foul all the damn time on second life. Every day another one of you dudes is saying how horrible it is here for you.

I'm going to give you some free advice and I don't give shit for free. Quit dealing with the low caliber of bitches you been dealing with. How are you going to cry that a woman is stalking you when you are promoting her behavior. Do you know how to mute a broad? How is it this chick is psycho, crazy and deranged but she managed to get your cell phone, home phone, email, and real life address.

I think you all cry foul when your done using up this broad and now she is not hearing it. She has made a viable linden donations to your avatar life and you think you can just leave her. I'm glad she's attacking your sim. If you stop messing with women clinging to hopes of finding a good man online this shit would not happen to you.

If y'all are not crying foul your so busy trying to outdo the next dude. Like how are you going to jump in one chicks box about how another guy is trying to fuck her online when that was YOUR INTENTIONS as well. Why are you so worried about who she may or may not give her pussy to. Evidently it is not you. If you spent some time finding some business you wouldn't be so concerned about everyone else.

I HATE EVERYTHING YOU ARE ... YOU RALPH TRESVANT SENSITIVITY ASS, KEITH SWEAT BEGGING, AL B SURE SOFT ASS NIGGA.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Second life Bullshit

Look here man, I said I was done with the drama blogs. I felt it was hurting my Internet reputation (LOL @ THAT). However, and there's always a however, some of you simple minded strung out over Internet dick, then get mad that you get called on it hoes always want to come for me.

Look Charltina, You have a fatal disease, I ain't mentioned you in months on my blog out of sympathy. However, there that however goes, You will not speak to me. Don't come at me like your a holy roller when we all see you at Las Vegas tipping naked avatars sometimes on a Sunday. As a minister I would think you would forgo the flesh even on the Internet. If I caught my minister at the strip club, I would be horrified that they would have the audacity to preach to me about anything in the bible when they are lusting. Stop committing deadly sins tramp. How you at Las Vegas Nights using up the church's offering on dick flat face home girl. If you spent some time on your avatar you might could have a good man and not buying one at the strip club. Mad at you getting LAP DANCES on the LORD's DAY.

Look Shoe Designer who will remain nameless. So what if I told someone I wouldn't style them because they had on dusty broke ankle shoes bought off SLEX for 100l's. Look I am a top stylist I can't have people know I would style people who would buy shoes that horrible. As a stylist its my duty to upgrade them.

Look (insert random dumb ass name here), I don't give 2 fucks if you take yourself off my list. In fact if your going to do it let me know so I can cut your calling card. I'm sick of all this complaining about conferences. You know what I do when I get a conference I don't want to be in. I click the X, its simple its easy and even an idiot (YOU) could do it.

To everyone who got something to say, panhandling is my thing to do. Its honest I don't lie. Don't knock my hustle. I don't TP to your avatar house and knock dicks out your mouth as you are trying to earn your new outfit money.So don't knock what I do.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Everyone wants to Fight The Queen

So today I get tped to bootylicious for a "fight" which involved a chick posting old pics of me when I was fat and asking how I could be a model? Check it posting pics of me that's available for the Internet world to find on google search doesn't faze me.

But Lets discuss the fact that you admitted in the same club that you told a guy on the Internet that offered to buy you like a tramp, lets discuss that you admitted to him that your dad fingered you. *ouch* So the same guy (jay1601) comes on line and tells everyone this information and your mad that people are like wow. Lets discuss the fact that you also admitted, real life once again, that your baby father aren't doing their parts in providing for your kids. Lets discuss that you admitted that you have told more than 1 person this story. At what point in the game are you so comfortable you would admit to strangers that a man that is suppose to protect you violated your trust and sense of stability. If your upset this information is out then might you not tell the story to multiple people that you don't know on the internet.

See this is the part that I love on the net, you can say I can't be a model, you can post my pictures, you can have fat jokes. But I was never molested, if I had kids I would take the time to take care of them rather than choose to log into secondlife for my Internet man, bypassing putting food on the table for my kids. I wouldn't curse in front of my kids nor introduce Internet men to them, because that's just gawd awful weird.

So yes Meilhealani I'm a fat ugly lesbian, but what I'm not is a sucker for Internet love.

No matter what you say the end of my day doesn't include kids with different last name, cartoon characters falling in love with me, or the inability to feel safe inside my own body.

Monday, September 14, 2009

NO HOMO

Look... no homo right?

How you the face of women's broke feet stilettos... and now your going around finding men's penis pictures. To build a dick shrine website to "blast them". Aren't you just blasting yourself based on you seeking out old dick pictures of your former brother.

Like that's real incestuous homo, this that brand new shit.

SON KEEP IT MOVING.

Monday, September 7, 2009

To Address the pics of MK floating around

I been on vacation while I been gone the hate has been real. I have a picture sent to me that Mr Beres uploaded of my real life picture. Sad that a business owner is performing TOS violations uploading peoples real life pictures so...

The obsessed remix for u

All up in my blogs
Saying your a star
When I don’t even know who you are
Say we up in your store
Sayin’ I’m up on your sim
But you in LA (loser angeles) but I’m out at Jermaine’s

I’m up in the A- you’re so so lame
and no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin’

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin’ that you’re hatin me
when everybody knows it’s clear that you’re upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last shoe on the earth- still wouldn’t rock this

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in windex

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?

You on your job, you hatin’ hard
Ain’t gon feed you, gon’ let you starve
Graspin’ for air I’m ventilation
You out of breath, hope you ain’t waitin

Tellin’ the world how fly ur shoes are boy miss me
But we never like those divas so why you trippin’
You a mom and pop, I’m a corporation
I’m the press conference, you a conversation

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in windex