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Funny baby Daddy Story

Funny Baby Daddy Story as told by the baby mama Seduction (rhapsodii.abbot)

Scene, so we are all at dawnies for breakfast, I am feeding this baby that is the jewel of me and bks eye. As I am about to press my mint tea to my lips and just indulge in sunday morning gossip... we get this story...

"3 am this morning my baby daddy hits me up, and he asked to see his kids. I obliged him and I took my kids to see him. I didn't want him to come to my house, so I took him to a sandbox. So I meet him at the sandbox with the kids. He the daddy so I am talking to him, and I am taking a picture of them. So hes like no I want to take the picture some where else. So we go to a hotel room because I didn't want him at my kids. He tped in butt ass naked. I said you might want to get dressed we going to church, then this nigga logged off with my kids."

Dude name involved Gentleman Tillman....

*dead* @ this, I would comment but this some real life baby daddy shit. How she say the nigga don't pay child support. Didn't put in on the hud, and like a trooper when she was going to have the baby she made sure she could afford it solo, because you know how niggas act. GO HEAD GIRL!!

Cocketry ...2011?

Okay well first of all I want to blame myself. As SL's reigning lesbian. I truly am accountable for alot of the ramped homosexuality running around. I sit in awe at going to sl fight after fight to hear grown men. Assaulting each other with gay humor and jokes. I am at my wits end in a game where a battle of the mind is required you always default to gay humor and drama.

I question how most of you heterosexual men know about more gay moves, gay jokes to be able to pop them out at the drop of the hat. I have been an internet chatter a long time and in a game where it depends on a quick mind as it does when doing "drama" online. I can dress you down quick with just my wit, personality and vast amount of humor. I have never had to resort to going to "gay" jokes because to be honest. I am not gay.

I don't really know what 2 men sucking penis is like, or anything about pink timbs or the rainbow brigade other than what I hear on the internet. My life consists of normal heterosexual things. Therefore its beyond my scope of the imagination to even conjure up thoughts of what 2 burly thug niggas do in bed together. I have never heard so many grown ass "straight" men use terms like, "Penis Puppetry" "penis Picaso" "cum guzzler (and they weren't referring to women).

Its all this extraneous vagina running around second life all alone, avatars booty on 100 but your engaging in battle with another grown ass man. Come on man. I wont even tp my sl dude to fights because I be scared for his booty. His avatar hella fine, and the first nigga to invite themselves to his penis. We gon have a problem. That's all I am saying


A lot of these "thugs" do it at the drop of a hat. So for all of you participating in COCKETRY (I had to give you all a new term for 2011) I give you 2 thumbs down, some lube for anal sex, and I hope you make it into heaven.

*I am OUT*

Naomi makes me angry 2011

0450 am on January 1, 2011 the first bit of fuckery goes to Naomi.

She tps me to a girl named Zannagirl Soulstar.. Who looks like this in game



Notice the raggedy ass shoes and the cankles..

This might have been fine, as they clowned her disgusting shoe wear. Then naomi sends me .. this picture of this girls boobs. Of course I was like well they are probably uncessarily picking on this poor girls picture. You know how mean naomi can be, when shes tipsy off that vodka..

Zannagirl Soulstars real pic below ...



I love breasts, but this chick is built like peter off of family guy. Who would ever think this was sexy. Then you got the audacity to hold up one big hand to cup them small nonexistant tiddies as if to make them appetizing, and then your tiddies is still hanging. When you hold up tiddies don't they look plump and delicious..How do you have saggy A Cups? man KILL YO SELF...then your sl avatar rocking like D cups and normal size arms...but them cankles come through even on your cartoon.. Done!!

Then naomi proceeds to call this girl a treasure troll..

First lets bypass the shoes and stare at the breasts. How is she built like a fat girl with A cup tiddies? like I am disturbed these are who we chat with ...

The killer part is that poor meesh was Tped with me, and she saw the pic and tped out...

Naomi says, "See you treasure troll, meesh left because you wouldnt let her shake you up and rub the jewel in your tummy."

Then this guy there tells the girl, "Kill yourself!"

I replied, " How is she going to do that, she can't raise her fat ass hand to plunge the knife in her body. What is she going to do eat herself to death? Obviously that's not working."


Dead!!! First laugh of 2011 bought to you by flat tiddies and a drunk girl at a party with a chicken up her butt.