Look right its 4 muthafucking am in the morning, I'm on sl spending lindens minding my own gawd damn business, when out of no where I get an instant message asking me the status of 1 or 2 of my sl men. Now by men I mean brothers, cousins, best friends, roll dog, wing man etc...
Look bitches and I mean this, being my friend to fuck one of my friends aint gonna work. These niggas don't listen to me about quality females. They don't take my advice if they did they wouldn't date half you bum hoes with no class and zero payment info on file to begin with.
How are you going to ask me to inquire upon my peoples status to help you facilitate your love on sl. Nigga do I look like Chuck Woolery, this aint the dating show, I am not the host, and bitch your avatar is sub par. Get that together ASAP.
This chick got the a fucking DACITY to ask me if someone was still with they girl, they are checking his profile. I'm saying to myself well bitch if you checked the profile then shouldn't you know the status of things. You asking me like I got this niggas XCITE parts map rights and I can tp to his dick and find out who he doing, and if they are official or not.
Look here flat face homegirl, you need to do your own homework I am not giving extra help assignment to land a fly nigga.
DISRESPECTFUL!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Why are you worried hoe?
To piggy back on my earlier post, I got a question to some of yall hoes so called friends who ready to defend you to fight another bitch over your dick.
No I ain't the suspicious type right. But I ain't never ever got ready to beat no other chick ass over my friends man. I ain't that involved in that nigga to have no misdemeanor charges filed against me over someone else's dick. What you chicks should ask your self is why is this hoe so concerned over your dick.
I would put all the lindens I panhandled in the last year, that that bitch is concerned because she wants to fuck your dude. What she's doing is playing the good friend pointing out how hes cheating.But if you log in at 3 am I bet you will find her in your niggas im box laughing it up under the guise as friends.
See I am a true believer in most of these hoes have ulterior motives why they are so busy in your box pointing out all your mans fault. I'm going to quote a bird hymnal "How's a bitch with no man going to tell you what to do with your man" Ask yourself that when this lonely hoe who been on sl for 792 with no man to call her own and all the lindens int he world. Ask yourself why this winner is single and worried about what the fuck you do, who your man is with, what sim he tp in and out of. Why does she know all this shit about YOUR man ask yourself that question before you roll up on the right bitch and get told the business.
*2* hoe
No I ain't the suspicious type right. But I ain't never ever got ready to beat no other chick ass over my friends man. I ain't that involved in that nigga to have no misdemeanor charges filed against me over someone else's dick. What you chicks should ask your self is why is this hoe so concerned over your dick.
I would put all the lindens I panhandled in the last year, that that bitch is concerned because she wants to fuck your dude. What she's doing is playing the good friend pointing out how hes cheating.But if you log in at 3 am I bet you will find her in your niggas im box laughing it up under the guise as friends.
See I am a true believer in most of these hoes have ulterior motives why they are so busy in your box pointing out all your mans fault. I'm going to quote a bird hymnal "How's a bitch with no man going to tell you what to do with your man" Ask yourself that when this lonely hoe who been on sl for 792 with no man to call her own and all the lindens int he world. Ask yourself why this winner is single and worried about what the fuck you do, who your man is with, what sim he tp in and out of. Why does she know all this shit about YOUR man ask yourself that question before you roll up on the right bitch and get told the business.
*2* hoe
Bitch Please
The title is really self explanatory. But let me bring you all full speed on the reason for the title. Now mind you this is the www.theinternet.com right and this is a place where we can all be whatever we like. Most days I'm here just bullshitting and spending alot of time wasting time. I'm as fond as any on the net for drama. I love it I find it entertaining and amusing as hell. When I find sad is in the 17 odd years or so on the internet, I've heard more rumors about who I am fucking than a little bit. Most times I laugh it up I find it semi amusing considering my list of men fucked is longer than COSTCO got batteries. What I find amusing is most people who have chatted with me over the years know I'm stingier with pussy that ebenezer scrooge with fucking shillings. I am a stone cold chaser of pussy so if your going to wrap me up in drama at least throw a bitch in their somewhere to make it believeable.
Because HOE if I wanted to fuck "YOUR" man. It would have already been done whether you tried to stop it or not. I'm a semi decent chick in real life, I got a swagger about me, I'm sort of witty, and I'm not post dating my pussy with return postage to niggas because they tell me I'm cute. Look here homegirl if you wanted to know if I got your man step to me. Being the real bitch I am if it were true id say. But of course I fucked "OUR" man, bitch we been sharing and everyone is happy keep it pushing. Or id just wreck your home and take him for myself.
All this whispered imming really just serves to prove if you were a bitch with some heart you might could occupy that niggas time and attention. If you had some class and get right about yourself you could have closed a one on one deal. But because you are sub par in every way possible with dry personality and little wit your worried about the one bitch on sl who could honestly give a fuck about internet dick.
Mind you, what I find funny is that your the sort of bitch to complain but never to me. I'm real about mine and if I had an issue with you id hit you up and be like. Your man is cheating on US bitch now how are we going to fix it.
Keep it pushing and keep my name out ya mouth bitch. Don't no one care that you make alts to find love with niggas and then they too realize you are insane and drop you like a bad habit.
You aint get the flyer niggas new years resolution is not to keep fucking with PSYCHO HOES thats why you haven't been on a date in 2010.
*1* Hoe
Because HOE if I wanted to fuck "YOUR" man. It would have already been done whether you tried to stop it or not. I'm a semi decent chick in real life, I got a swagger about me, I'm sort of witty, and I'm not post dating my pussy with return postage to niggas because they tell me I'm cute. Look here homegirl if you wanted to know if I got your man step to me. Being the real bitch I am if it were true id say. But of course I fucked "OUR" man, bitch we been sharing and everyone is happy keep it pushing. Or id just wreck your home and take him for myself.
All this whispered imming really just serves to prove if you were a bitch with some heart you might could occupy that niggas time and attention. If you had some class and get right about yourself you could have closed a one on one deal. But because you are sub par in every way possible with dry personality and little wit your worried about the one bitch on sl who could honestly give a fuck about internet dick.
Mind you, what I find funny is that your the sort of bitch to complain but never to me. I'm real about mine and if I had an issue with you id hit you up and be like. Your man is cheating on US bitch now how are we going to fix it.
Keep it pushing and keep my name out ya mouth bitch. Don't no one care that you make alts to find love with niggas and then they too realize you are insane and drop you like a bad habit.
You aint get the flyer niggas new years resolution is not to keep fucking with PSYCHO HOES thats why you haven't been on a date in 2010.
*1* Hoe
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Too much Jay-z
So I'm listening to some Jay-Z on a saturday getting in the mood to blog. I'm stuck I can't write I have no inspiration.
Then I hear this line in a Jay Z song, and insipriation strikes.
Course I Love you? I love all yall...
How many times have you hoes had this whispered to you by some nigga who fancies himself a straight pimp on sl. He wraps his sl arms around your avatar and with just the 2 of you on a homestead sim stares into your green eyes and say, Course I love you."
Its like you niggas throw the word love out like its a domino slamming it down with no care, using it to manipulate and torment a woman. Like its your personal joke, well im laughing good job
Then I hear this line in a Jay Z song, and insipriation strikes.
Course I Love you? I love all yall...
How many times have you hoes had this whispered to you by some nigga who fancies himself a straight pimp on sl. He wraps his sl arms around your avatar and with just the 2 of you on a homestead sim stares into your green eyes and say, Course I love you."
Its like you niggas throw the word love out like its a domino slamming it down with no care, using it to manipulate and torment a woman. Like its your personal joke, well im laughing good job
I.N.G
So I'm over at the Urban Chaos sim right, chilling for this fight that's suppose to go down. My dude king of pimping is breaking down the pimp game and gave me one of the most classic lines of 2010...
"You know what the I-N-G in PIMPING stands for, It means I'm Not Going but bitch I'm sending representation."
Now for all ya'll cant get the genius involved in that comment you not feeling it. This nigga said hoe I'm not wasting time with you I'm going to send a groupie to handle my light weight.
"You know what the I-N-G in PIMPING stands for, It means I'm Not Going but bitch I'm sending representation."
Now for all ya'll cant get the genius involved in that comment you not feeling it. This nigga said hoe I'm not wasting time with you I'm going to send a groupie to handle my light weight.
Friday, January 1, 2010
2009 a year to forget?
So here we are at 2010, the first day of the year. While I'm grateful for a fresh start we simply must review all the drama, fight, arguements, hoeism, hoe ass nigga behavior that's been going on all year.
This is our wrap up for SL. We will be distributing awards tonight on bootleg radio...so yall make sure you stay tuned.
2009 in Poetry
Ode to a year of disappointment
In 2009 you started with a bang
I giggled with excitement as the New Year Rang
The New year rang in excitement was in the air
Who knew that a blog would cause so much fear
The Mkism blog came through and tormented the mass
Those hoes fucking ya man and act like they got class
The good Minister Charlatan got caught being a hoe
As she tipped the stripper at Vegas nights what a show
Bad shoes took center stage with pedophile pumps
They fucked up your ankle and left you with leg lumps
Men were sucking dick to prove their love
Why didn't he just buy her a beautiful white dove
We saw off brand clubs with rez boxes in the center
Avatars in copybot skins made me wish I did not press enter
And log into SL to find out that people were hoes on the side
If you were a hoe in 2009, in 2010 don't hide
PolkeGate had alot of avatars on the SL lam
Over some bogus ass credit cards scam
So in 2009 it was full of hoes, thieves and liars
In 2010 You bitches take a break I hope you retire
This is our wrap up for SL. We will be distributing awards tonight on bootleg radio...so yall make sure you stay tuned.
2009 in Poetry
Ode to a year of disappointment
In 2009 you started with a bang
I giggled with excitement as the New Year Rang
The New year rang in excitement was in the air
Who knew that a blog would cause so much fear
The Mkism blog came through and tormented the mass
Those hoes fucking ya man and act like they got class
The good Minister Charlatan got caught being a hoe
As she tipped the stripper at Vegas nights what a show
Bad shoes took center stage with pedophile pumps
They fucked up your ankle and left you with leg lumps
Men were sucking dick to prove their love
Why didn't he just buy her a beautiful white dove
We saw off brand clubs with rez boxes in the center
Avatars in copybot skins made me wish I did not press enter
And log into SL to find out that people were hoes on the side
If you were a hoe in 2009, in 2010 don't hide
PolkeGate had alot of avatars on the SL lam
Over some bogus ass credit cards scam
So in 2009 it was full of hoes, thieves and liars
In 2010 You bitches take a break I hope you retire
*1ST POST OF THE NEW YEARS*
I want to thank the listeners of bootleg radio as well as all of you who continuously send me things for the blog.
The 1st embarrassing post of the year goes to Charltina Christensen, of course. While perusing ms Christensen profile for jokes and to giggle I've noticed that she is now partnered to 1Love Greymoon. Who just last week set sail from Talanna Jamesson's port. Evidently this is her RL man who is now her SL man. They are married in sl and a rl marriage is soon to come...
Does this mean the good minister wont be at Vegas Nights anymore for sunday ministry with her hands tucked down a strippers thong. 1Love Greymoon if you left Jazzy for lying, how are you going to feel when you find out your minister love likes strippers and cyber bobbing her mouth against various DJ's dick heads with big tips and naughty tails to secure their love?
Oh my I can't wait to see how this turns out :) and Talanna are you going to take this, how you lose your man to a dj groupie girl I wouldn't even take that if I was you.
Also we heard that WJAY had a New Years Eve party with only 30 people arriving, it seems with the New Year no one wants to be caught dead in a marked persons territory. BE AFRAID JAYCE BE VERY FUCKING AFRAID...your going down if its the last thing I do.
The 1st embarrassing post of the year goes to Charltina Christensen, of course. While perusing ms Christensen profile for jokes and to giggle I've noticed that she is now partnered to 1Love Greymoon. Who just last week set sail from Talanna Jamesson's port. Evidently this is her RL man who is now her SL man. They are married in sl and a rl marriage is soon to come...
Does this mean the good minister wont be at Vegas Nights anymore for sunday ministry with her hands tucked down a strippers thong. 1Love Greymoon if you left Jazzy for lying, how are you going to feel when you find out your minister love likes strippers and cyber bobbing her mouth against various DJ's dick heads with big tips and naughty tails to secure their love?
Oh my I can't wait to see how this turns out :) and Talanna are you going to take this, how you lose your man to a dj groupie girl I wouldn't even take that if I was you.
Also we heard that WJAY had a New Years Eve party with only 30 people arriving, it seems with the New Year no one wants to be caught dead in a marked persons territory. BE AFRAID JAYCE BE VERY FUCKING AFRAID...your going down if its the last thing I do.
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