Yes indeed its that time of the year, The time when everyone is balling out of control buying sims they will lose in a few months with tax refund money. Look I'm not going to knock the fact that you got 3 kids and make under 30k a year and your housing is subsidized by the government. People with real incomes are paying for your raggedy ass EIC 10k checks so you can log on the internet in your brand new dell that you got a wide screen for so you can see jiggly tits. I hate you ALL.
I know what your going to do 1st your going to pretend like you had it all along, buy things you can not afford. Like coach bags, a new car, etc. What you wont do is put any of that into a savings fund for your children. Your not putting not even a dime into your retirement account if you even have one. That's right this time of the year is for the poor and financially stupid. So skip along to the Ace Check cashing place to spend an extra 500 (because you don't have a bank account) to put money on your prepaid account to upload lindens to pretend you have it.
Then in april when people with real jobs are still purchasing your ass will be on your 4096 trying to sell rental spots. I hate your broke ass!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Broke Ankles!!
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo,
So when I got these pictures of a certain lover of a horrible shoe designer got caught slipping I wasn't surprised.
What shocked me is the blatant disrespect this hoe showed by boning a light skin fly avatar in the bed that divas built. Shawty you gangsta to fuck a nigga in your niggas bed in your niggas house in shoes he didn't design.
I got questions
1) Shawty did the nigga ask you to change shoes before yall fucked or did you already know those ankle breakers weren't the business?
2) That pony tail for real, you was about yo business shawty. You wanted that nigga to hit it from the back and grab the ponytail didn't you? Cause you know fr33ks pygmey hands weren't going to reach that long.
3) Shawty did you put your lips on it?
I am dying at every chick this weirdo is with eventually fucks another nigga in game. Like all this diva money and you still can't hold on to pussy? You got niggas coming in and snatching your girls one at a time. Like let me hold that nigga you dont know how to handle this pussy.
Nigga this has got to hurt. Your shoe empire is like your broads, easily broken.
roll the beautiful bean footage (thanks lori)
So when I got these pictures of a certain lover of a horrible shoe designer got caught slipping I wasn't surprised.
What shocked me is the blatant disrespect this hoe showed by boning a light skin fly avatar in the bed that divas built. Shawty you gangsta to fuck a nigga in your niggas bed in your niggas house in shoes he didn't design.
I got questions
1) Shawty did the nigga ask you to change shoes before yall fucked or did you already know those ankle breakers weren't the business?
2) That pony tail for real, you was about yo business shawty. You wanted that nigga to hit it from the back and grab the ponytail didn't you? Cause you know fr33ks pygmey hands weren't going to reach that long.
3) Shawty did you put your lips on it?
I am dying at every chick this weirdo is with eventually fucks another nigga in game. Like all this diva money and you still can't hold on to pussy? You got niggas coming in and snatching your girls one at a time. Like let me hold that nigga you dont know how to handle this pussy.
Nigga this has got to hurt. Your shoe empire is like your broads, easily broken.
roll the beautiful bean footage (thanks lori)
Sunday, January 31, 2010
So awake at 4AM...
Look right its 4 muthafucking am in the morning, I'm on sl spending lindens minding my own gawd damn business, when out of no where I get an instant message asking me the status of 1 or 2 of my sl men. Now by men I mean brothers, cousins, best friends, roll dog, wing man etc...
Look bitches and I mean this, being my friend to fuck one of my friends aint gonna work. These niggas don't listen to me about quality females. They don't take my advice if they did they wouldn't date half you bum hoes with no class and zero payment info on file to begin with.
How are you going to ask me to inquire upon my peoples status to help you facilitate your love on sl. Nigga do I look like Chuck Woolery, this aint the dating show, I am not the host, and bitch your avatar is sub par. Get that together ASAP.
This chick got the a fucking DACITY to ask me if someone was still with they girl, they are checking his profile. I'm saying to myself well bitch if you checked the profile then shouldn't you know the status of things. You asking me like I got this niggas XCITE parts map rights and I can tp to his dick and find out who he doing, and if they are official or not.
Look here flat face homegirl, you need to do your own homework I am not giving extra help assignment to land a fly nigga.
DISRESPECTFUL!
Look bitches and I mean this, being my friend to fuck one of my friends aint gonna work. These niggas don't listen to me about quality females. They don't take my advice if they did they wouldn't date half you bum hoes with no class and zero payment info on file to begin with.
How are you going to ask me to inquire upon my peoples status to help you facilitate your love on sl. Nigga do I look like Chuck Woolery, this aint the dating show, I am not the host, and bitch your avatar is sub par. Get that together ASAP.
This chick got the a fucking DACITY to ask me if someone was still with they girl, they are checking his profile. I'm saying to myself well bitch if you checked the profile then shouldn't you know the status of things. You asking me like I got this niggas XCITE parts map rights and I can tp to his dick and find out who he doing, and if they are official or not.
Look here flat face homegirl, you need to do your own homework I am not giving extra help assignment to land a fly nigga.
DISRESPECTFUL!
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Why are you worried hoe?
To piggy back on my earlier post, I got a question to some of yall hoes so called friends who ready to defend you to fight another bitch over your dick.
No I ain't the suspicious type right. But I ain't never ever got ready to beat no other chick ass over my friends man. I ain't that involved in that nigga to have no misdemeanor charges filed against me over someone else's dick. What you chicks should ask your self is why is this hoe so concerned over your dick.
I would put all the lindens I panhandled in the last year, that that bitch is concerned because she wants to fuck your dude. What she's doing is playing the good friend pointing out how hes cheating.But if you log in at 3 am I bet you will find her in your niggas im box laughing it up under the guise as friends.
See I am a true believer in most of these hoes have ulterior motives why they are so busy in your box pointing out all your mans fault. I'm going to quote a bird hymnal "How's a bitch with no man going to tell you what to do with your man" Ask yourself that when this lonely hoe who been on sl for 792 with no man to call her own and all the lindens int he world. Ask yourself why this winner is single and worried about what the fuck you do, who your man is with, what sim he tp in and out of. Why does she know all this shit about YOUR man ask yourself that question before you roll up on the right bitch and get told the business.
*2* hoe
No I ain't the suspicious type right. But I ain't never ever got ready to beat no other chick ass over my friends man. I ain't that involved in that nigga to have no misdemeanor charges filed against me over someone else's dick. What you chicks should ask your self is why is this hoe so concerned over your dick.
I would put all the lindens I panhandled in the last year, that that bitch is concerned because she wants to fuck your dude. What she's doing is playing the good friend pointing out how hes cheating.But if you log in at 3 am I bet you will find her in your niggas im box laughing it up under the guise as friends.
See I am a true believer in most of these hoes have ulterior motives why they are so busy in your box pointing out all your mans fault. I'm going to quote a bird hymnal "How's a bitch with no man going to tell you what to do with your man" Ask yourself that when this lonely hoe who been on sl for 792 with no man to call her own and all the lindens int he world. Ask yourself why this winner is single and worried about what the fuck you do, who your man is with, what sim he tp in and out of. Why does she know all this shit about YOUR man ask yourself that question before you roll up on the right bitch and get told the business.
*2* hoe
Bitch Please
The title is really self explanatory. But let me bring you all full speed on the reason for the title. Now mind you this is the www.theinternet.com right and this is a place where we can all be whatever we like. Most days I'm here just bullshitting and spending alot of time wasting time. I'm as fond as any on the net for drama. I love it I find it entertaining and amusing as hell. When I find sad is in the 17 odd years or so on the internet, I've heard more rumors about who I am fucking than a little bit. Most times I laugh it up I find it semi amusing considering my list of men fucked is longer than COSTCO got batteries. What I find amusing is most people who have chatted with me over the years know I'm stingier with pussy that ebenezer scrooge with fucking shillings. I am a stone cold chaser of pussy so if your going to wrap me up in drama at least throw a bitch in their somewhere to make it believeable.
Because HOE if I wanted to fuck "YOUR" man. It would have already been done whether you tried to stop it or not. I'm a semi decent chick in real life, I got a swagger about me, I'm sort of witty, and I'm not post dating my pussy with return postage to niggas because they tell me I'm cute. Look here homegirl if you wanted to know if I got your man step to me. Being the real bitch I am if it were true id say. But of course I fucked "OUR" man, bitch we been sharing and everyone is happy keep it pushing. Or id just wreck your home and take him for myself.
All this whispered imming really just serves to prove if you were a bitch with some heart you might could occupy that niggas time and attention. If you had some class and get right about yourself you could have closed a one on one deal. But because you are sub par in every way possible with dry personality and little wit your worried about the one bitch on sl who could honestly give a fuck about internet dick.
Mind you, what I find funny is that your the sort of bitch to complain but never to me. I'm real about mine and if I had an issue with you id hit you up and be like. Your man is cheating on US bitch now how are we going to fix it.
Keep it pushing and keep my name out ya mouth bitch. Don't no one care that you make alts to find love with niggas and then they too realize you are insane and drop you like a bad habit.
You aint get the flyer niggas new years resolution is not to keep fucking with PSYCHO HOES thats why you haven't been on a date in 2010.
*1* Hoe
Because HOE if I wanted to fuck "YOUR" man. It would have already been done whether you tried to stop it or not. I'm a semi decent chick in real life, I got a swagger about me, I'm sort of witty, and I'm not post dating my pussy with return postage to niggas because they tell me I'm cute. Look here homegirl if you wanted to know if I got your man step to me. Being the real bitch I am if it were true id say. But of course I fucked "OUR" man, bitch we been sharing and everyone is happy keep it pushing. Or id just wreck your home and take him for myself.
All this whispered imming really just serves to prove if you were a bitch with some heart you might could occupy that niggas time and attention. If you had some class and get right about yourself you could have closed a one on one deal. But because you are sub par in every way possible with dry personality and little wit your worried about the one bitch on sl who could honestly give a fuck about internet dick.
Mind you, what I find funny is that your the sort of bitch to complain but never to me. I'm real about mine and if I had an issue with you id hit you up and be like. Your man is cheating on US bitch now how are we going to fix it.
Keep it pushing and keep my name out ya mouth bitch. Don't no one care that you make alts to find love with niggas and then they too realize you are insane and drop you like a bad habit.
You aint get the flyer niggas new years resolution is not to keep fucking with PSYCHO HOES thats why you haven't been on a date in 2010.
*1* Hoe
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Too much Jay-z
So I'm listening to some Jay-Z on a saturday getting in the mood to blog. I'm stuck I can't write I have no inspiration.
Then I hear this line in a Jay Z song, and insipriation strikes.
Course I Love you? I love all yall...
How many times have you hoes had this whispered to you by some nigga who fancies himself a straight pimp on sl. He wraps his sl arms around your avatar and with just the 2 of you on a homestead sim stares into your green eyes and say, Course I love you."
Its like you niggas throw the word love out like its a domino slamming it down with no care, using it to manipulate and torment a woman. Like its your personal joke, well im laughing good job
Then I hear this line in a Jay Z song, and insipriation strikes.
Course I Love you? I love all yall...
How many times have you hoes had this whispered to you by some nigga who fancies himself a straight pimp on sl. He wraps his sl arms around your avatar and with just the 2 of you on a homestead sim stares into your green eyes and say, Course I love you."
Its like you niggas throw the word love out like its a domino slamming it down with no care, using it to manipulate and torment a woman. Like its your personal joke, well im laughing good job
I.N.G
So I'm over at the Urban Chaos sim right, chilling for this fight that's suppose to go down. My dude king of pimping is breaking down the pimp game and gave me one of the most classic lines of 2010...
"You know what the I-N-G in PIMPING stands for, It means I'm Not Going but bitch I'm sending representation."
Now for all ya'll cant get the genius involved in that comment you not feeling it. This nigga said hoe I'm not wasting time with you I'm going to send a groupie to handle my light weight.
"You know what the I-N-G in PIMPING stands for, It means I'm Not Going but bitch I'm sending representation."
Now for all ya'll cant get the genius involved in that comment you not feeling it. This nigga said hoe I'm not wasting time with you I'm going to send a groupie to handle my light weight.
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