Sunday, January 17, 2010

Bitch Please

The title is really self explanatory. But let me bring you all full speed on the reason for the title. Now mind you this is the www.theinternet.com right and this is a place where we can all be whatever we like. Most days I'm here just bullshitting and spending alot of time wasting time. I'm as fond as any on the net for drama. I love it I find it entertaining and amusing as hell. When I find sad is in the 17 odd years or so on the internet, I've heard more rumors about who I am fucking than a little bit. Most times I laugh it up I find it semi amusing considering my list of men fucked is longer than COSTCO got batteries. What I find amusing is most people who have chatted with me over the years know I'm stingier with pussy that ebenezer scrooge with fucking shillings. I am a stone cold chaser of pussy so if your going to wrap me up in drama at least throw a bitch in their somewhere to make it believeable.

Because HOE if I wanted to fuck "YOUR" man. It would have already been done whether you tried to stop it or not. I'm a semi decent chick in real life, I got a swagger about me, I'm sort of witty, and I'm not post dating my pussy with return postage to niggas because they tell me I'm cute. Look here homegirl if you wanted to know if I got your man step to me. Being the real bitch I am if it were true id say. But of course I fucked "OUR" man, bitch we been sharing and everyone is happy keep it pushing. Or id just wreck your home and take him for myself.

All this whispered imming really just serves to prove if you were a bitch with some heart you might could occupy that niggas time and attention. If you had some class and get right about yourself you could have closed a one on one deal. But because you are sub par in every way possible with dry personality and little wit your worried about the one bitch on sl who could honestly give a fuck about internet dick.

Mind you, what I find funny is that your the sort of bitch to complain but never to me. I'm real about mine and if I had an issue with you id hit you up and be like. Your man is cheating on US bitch now how are we going to fix it.

Keep it pushing and keep my name out ya mouth bitch. Don't no one care that you make alts to find love with niggas and then they too realize you are insane and drop you like a bad habit.

You aint get the flyer niggas new years resolution is not to keep fucking with PSYCHO HOES thats why you haven't been on a date in 2010.

*1* Hoe

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