To Whom it May Concern,

Dear Hater with no potential,

I see ma'am, that your upset because I'm partnered with someone you want. I can understand how upsetting this would be for you. Who wouldn't be angry when a man choose a diamond over a flat ass cubic zirconia. However, you must stop going into his I'm box, and others to complain about the obvious jealousy. No matter how you may hate my prim jewelery, covet my prim shoes, seethe angrily inside because you too want a sim just for you.

It won't ever happen. See it wouldn't be so bad if you were stylish, elegant, or an upstanding sl citizen like myself. It wouldn't matter if I didn't have all the hottest everything. I simply outshine you by being me.

Let's pretend for a minute you were even up to par with me, I would never offer to pack my pussy up and fly out on Jet Blue to deliver it to a cartoon character who I fell in love with. But you not only would, you offer and your offer was declined. It has to hurt to know a man would say no to your pussy in second life and in real life.

So look here home girl, before I have to take off my bandits earrings and throw on a ponytail hairstyle and whip your ass in every place you TP into. Lets try to be ladies, this might be a hard stretch for you hoe, and end this amicably. You agree to be the bum bitch you have been and will remain. I will continue to have the man you want.

Thanks in advance, (insert name here)

*to all the ladies with haters feel free to copy this into a note card and pass it along.*