Friday, January 1, 2010

2009 a year to forget?

So here we are at 2010, the first day of the year. While I'm grateful for a fresh start we simply must review all the drama, fight, arguements, hoeism, hoe ass nigga behavior that's been going on all year.

This is our wrap up for SL. We will be distributing awards tonight on bootleg radio...so yall make sure you stay tuned.

2009 in Poetry

Ode to a year of disappointment

In 2009 you started with a bang
I giggled with excitement as the New Year Rang

The New year rang in excitement was in the air
Who knew that a blog would cause so much fear

The Mkism blog came through and tormented the mass
Those hoes fucking ya man and act like they got class

The good Minister Charlatan got caught being a hoe
As she tipped the stripper at Vegas nights what a show

Bad shoes took center stage with pedophile pumps
They fucked up your ankle and left you with leg lumps

Men were sucking dick to prove their love
Why didn't he just buy her a beautiful white dove

We saw off brand clubs with rez boxes in the center
Avatars in copybot skins made me wish I did not press enter

And log into SL to find out that people were hoes on the side
If you were a hoe in 2009, in 2010 don't hide

PolkeGate had alot of avatars on the SL lam
Over some bogus ass credit cards scam

So in 2009 it was full of hoes, thieves and liars
In 2010 You bitches take a break I hope you retire

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