Living a Felonious Lifestyle

Its alot of people chatting that's living second life foul. Let me explain this further.

Now your at a hot club (the Boom Boom Room) and you see a sexy avatar across the way. You are feeling him. You make sl eye contact, switch to your sexy walk and saunter over in your stiletto moody's. Your typing your ass off giving him some of the best conversation of your life. This man is smart, intelligent, witty and fun. He loves to shop with you, helps you pick out all the latest. He gives wonderful make up tips. Your thinking you found the second life man of your dreams...

Only its a woman in a mans alt. Really do you think any guy in game is giving you advice unless hes a fashion editor or a woman under a mans avatar about to fleece you out of your land?

Like how come throughout the courtship of your relationship you never once asked that man to mic up, send a picture or validate his manly existence. Then when the shit comes out through second life news, you slink away in shame because we are all like how did you not know when he had a switch better than yours.

Then we have it going the other way, dudes dating women who are really men. Real women don't say things like let me suck your cyber dick, they don't pay you over 100k (but claim they are too broke for a mic) that is a man in a woman's avatar and when you fall asleep on second life in your sl bella rose bed hes going to take your booty.

And your gonna have a sore ass and only shame to show for it.

The sad part of all these avatars switching up is not only do they make you look like a fool. They walk away with your land and your money. All because you are sl lonely. You better learn to love shoes like me. They never disappoint.