GAINFULLY UNEMPLOYED

Look as always my biggest complaint on the Internet is not keeping it real. Why are you pretending to have a job? Its an honest to GOD question. I see you logged online everyday yet you still pretend to work. How do you log off for work at 9am and log back in promptly at 4pm. I'm not convinced you work. You don't have no travel time to and from work? What sort of 7 hour day are you clock at McDonalds. Word is born I'm sick of you pretending like you got a job. I'm not employed you don't see me pretending.

Then we got the folks that lost their jobs behind chatting. Look here I'm not gonna be logged online 24 hours a day to clock 2k in lindens when I can go to work and make $8 an hour. Are you serious you actually got fired because whatever you were doing on the Internet was so important you couldn't log off long enough to carry your ass to work. Then you imming folks about not having a job hoping they send you a pay pal donation. Yo are you serious? You are the absolute worst.

Then you got the house arrest folks. They aren't working because they can't so they have multiple names they log into. They log off promptly at 9pm to "sleep" (meaning they log onto their alts until 7 am). Then they wake up to get ready for "work" and they have a job that miraculously they can chat from until 5pm. Then they log off and pretend to go home from "work" log into a 3rd alt to hang out at bootylicious until around 7ish. When they log into their main name to chat for 2 hours before logging off to go back to "sleep" to go to "work". The saddest thing is they do this so often I'm wondering if they ever actually SLEEP.

Its something wrong with that man. Big ups to being gainfully unemployed. You can find ya girl at the unemployment office picking up my check from being fired from McDonald's. So what If I got fired for eating fries. Least it wasn't because I was late chatting on the Internet.

You disgust me.