Look here mayne... I'm a chatter just like the rest of y'all...however it comes a time when you know your on the Internet too much.
Let me break it down so it will forever be broken
You Know you been on the Internet too long
...when your kids call you by your chat name
...when the UPS man ask you to sign for packages under MentalKaos Akina
...when your friends log online just to talk to you (your real life friends)
...when everyone in your cell phone list is known by their chat name
...when you having dreams, fantasies, nightmares about missing hot chat news
...when the folks you chat with are more up to date on your real life than all your real life friends
...when you have arthritis of the fingers
...when all your ex's are avatars you met online
...when your real life friends ask you if you want to go to a club and you say tp me
...when your isp is down you find out that you don't know the people who live in your house
...when your next door neighbors ask for your Internet address to request sugar
...when your having Internet weddings and stressing because your prim dress, make up, flowers invitation isn't color coordinated
...when you wearing sunglasses so the computer glare doesn't hurt your eyes
...when your reading blogs about you know your on the Internet too much
*keep it moving*
Monday, July 20, 2009
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